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Are You As Crazy As I Am?

Seriously. My brain is a mess.

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  1. Check of everything that's gone on in your brain.

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    Walked down the street at 1 am because you thought it was 7:30 and you'd missed your bus.
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    Made a Pina Colada minutes before going to bed and watching Edward Scissorhands because insomnia.
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    Thought a vacuum was a person because of extreme paranoia.
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    Drank five blue Powerades in a half hour.
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    Made a kangaroo pouch on a sweater at midnight for your cats to go in.
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    Get so scared that you only feel safe on a counter with knives.
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    Eaten an entire box of fruit roll-ups while watching an episode of "Making a Murderer"
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    Thought people were hiding in your house.
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    Even though the places you think their hiding are small.
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    None of your 3 cats can even get in them.
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    Thought your hair was spiders.
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    Blamed your mother for not warning you about said spiders.
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    Gotten really sad that you threw out a Hannah Montana pencil
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    In 3rd grade.
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    And thought that it would break the bank for your parents.
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    Slept on the counter out of fear.
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    The fear being that Helena Bonham Carter was going to kidnap your mother's wife.
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    Your straight, married, mother's wife, Kristen Stewart.
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