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Many men sweat and are angry so they can rule the one last empire. Which one tickles your nickels?

Which Angry Sweating Man Are You?

How do you travel from town to town?

What do you do when you're feeling down?

What do you do when you see a person drown?

How do you feel about people who are brown?

You are the living spaghetti on the Swedish Chef's plate that is always trying to jump off and run away to freedom. You often pucker your mouth to signal your support for tomato growers. Once you were at war with a Monegasque man because he said you owed him money, when in fact he owed you money. You defeated him by taking him on a cruise then eating his arm.

You are the Swedish Chef's Runaway Spaghetti

You are the small marshmallow man who is aways afraid. You are worried that a garbage truck will eat you. As a child you often played in your older brother's Sizzler franchise. Your greatest wish is to be a bigger balloon boy than the rest of the Angry Sweaty Men, who always carry needles to puncture you.

You are the Shivering Balloon Boy

You have made a great career of starring in stock photos about insurance and artificial hearts, but it's time for the big dance. You will soon take your strong ideas from stock photo modeling to lead the great battleship that is our country. Often, you have dreams about a car dealership in Salisbury, Maryland, and you hope to find it and shake hands with the owner someday.

You are the Stock Photo Model

Well hey, George Wendt! It's great to see you're still acting after all these years. True, your cameo in Franklin & Bash was fun, but I still miss your time in the video for Black & White by Michael Jackson, to say nothing of your famous role in Cheers.

You are George Wendt, a popular actor

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