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27 Hilarious Tweets About Donald Trump

"Donald Trump is what happens when you tell a child all his ideas are special."

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The only way to stop Donald Trump is to destroy his Horcruxes. The wig is definitely one. If you need me I'll be finding the other six.

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Melania Trump always looks like she just realized she married Donald Trump.

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Donald Trump is what happens when you tell a child all his ideas are special.

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I’m tempted to vote for Donald Trump just to hear the phrase “Secretary of State Gary Busey.”

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Donald Trump is the kind of asshole other assholes look at and say "Now THERE'S an asshole."

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If it was anybody but Trump saying all that shit, I'd think, "oh, they're just trying to get on Celebrity Apprentice."

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The worst thing about Donald Trump is that he does manual RTs

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TRUMP: my wall will be ten feet tall BUSH: eleven feet TRUMP: fuck RUBIO: part of my wall goes underground TRUMP: holy shit

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Once it's revealed that Donald Trump is a discarded leather jacket brought to life by an evil wizard, things will return to normal.

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Trump is like clickbait decided to take human form.

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donald trump is like that really rich crazy uncle nobody wants to talk to but you hope when he dies he leaves your parents some money .

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I don't care what your political affiliation is - it's impossible not to enjoy the Google image search, "Donald Trump piñatas."

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Trump: I NEED THE YOUNG VOTE Advisor: We could- Trump: IMMA DANCE FOR 'EM Advisor: I don't think- Trump:

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trump:im gonna make this country great again person:how trump:go fuck yourself thats how fox: finally someone not afraid to speak their mind

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Comparing Donald Trump to me is really insulting

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Donald Trump is basically a YouTube comment section running for president

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Donald Trump: Muslims killed the dinosaurs Reporter: That's not true Donald trump: [knocks his coffee over] Motherfu-...Muslims did that too

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Wait.. WAIT! Donald Trump is a ACTUALLY a real person, and people REALLY want him to become president of the USA? Holy shit.

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you mean if some Americans get curbstomped over their religion, we'll look back and think, "what a day that was?" https://t.co/rNTwgpaxlw

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Donald Trump seems like the type of guy who, in another life, would yell at a cashier because the pair of jeans he wants isn't on sale yet.

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"You're all losers! Bill Cosby rocks!" - Donald Trump probably I stopped watching #GOPDebate

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When Donald Trump sends you back to the wrong country

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"Jesus...good guy. I would've sealed his tomb better. Cheap craftsmanship, a boulder that can just be rolled away." -- Trump. #GOPDebate

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Listening to Trump talk about issues is like listening to a student talk about Moby Dick when they haven't read it yet.

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It's easy to joke that Donald Trump is a "clown" or a "moron" or an "egomaniac." Or a "turd boy" or a "weeping wound." Or a "dog fucker" or

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It's like Donald Trump is running for the office of America's Angry Racist Grandma.

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Donald Trump low-key wanna be me so bad lmao

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