I Watched "Gilmore Girls" For The First Time And This Is What Happened.

I like Netflix Originals and I can't NOT watch the revival!

1. First, I told my mother, an avid fan of Gilmore Girls, that I didn't appreciate her spoilers!

(P.S. I love Doctor Who)

2. Lorilei likes coffee. But like a lot!

Don't we all?

3. She isn't reliable but I bet this is the only time!!!!

Rodeo.

4. Nice try selling Sookie small, watery peaches!

(Please come back, Melissa!)

5. THIS IS DEAN AND I BET HE ISN'T IMPORTANT AND WE WON'T SEE HIM AGAIN!

They get married, but not before 1 or two more guys get in the way. Right?

6. The French guy is sassy.

Sassy-Pants.

7. This girl does NOT want Rory's help.

I won't. and I also bet you will never become friends, later, and it isn't simply a chip on your shoulder and you're just truly mean!

8. This one is the greatest harp player.

If Lorilei wanted a polite person to play music she'd hire a harmonica player!

9. He'll probs never be back.

But he's real cute.

10. Isn't he from another WB show?

Never liked him. Yah. I said it. Goodbye.

11. WHETHER I CONTINUE TO WATCH OR NOT...

...Thanks, Netflix! Now I have to drive 55 minutes away to teach my mother how to turn on Internet so she can watch The Netflix.