5. “Have you eaten and drunk enough today? Let me get you home so you can rest.”
4. “Have you tried [obvious or irrelevant treatment]? It totally worked for my [coworker/obscure relative] who has [completely different illness].”
3. “You’re too young/pretty to be sick.”
2. Random irrelevant idioms about pain. Examples include, but are not limited to: “What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.” “Pain is just weakness leaving the body.” “This too shall pass.”
1. “Wow. I think I would probably have killed myself in your position.”
If you've said one of these things to someone, don't panic! Everyone makes mistakes, and this particular conversation topic can be a real minefield of social awkwardness and errors. Here are some things that you can say instead so that you're prepared for next time.