1. 1. because you’re smart, so you should lock me down when you have the chance
2. 2. because you’re hilarious, and i give you plenty of material to use
3. 3. because you’re pretty, and I want to lock you down
4. 4. because I’m the only one who will be comfortable to be around someone so smart, hilarious and pretty for the rest of your life
5. 5. because I’m content to sit around and do nothing with you
6. 6. because I gave you a love speech
7. 7. because I also gave you a love list on Buzzfeed
8. 8. because I’ve been playing great golf since I decided to buy the ring, so that must mean something
9. 9. because you can’t make decisions, so I’m telling you to say yes
10. 10. because we have love ESP
11. 11. because it won’t seem as lonely at table 15
12. 12. because there are still plenty of places we want to go, and the honeymoon will knock at least one out
13. 13. because you have a car
A GOLD CAR!
14. 14. because you have a good job and people love teachers
15. 15. because it’s too late for you to find someone new
16. 16. because I always make you look tan
17. 17. because I’ll still love you when you have braces
18. 18. because we met at Fenwicks, which is pretty darn special
19. 19. because the way we started dating is even more special
20. 20. because your finger won’t be naked anymore
21. 21. because we have sweet sweet dance moves
22. 22. because it’s all coming back to me now
23. 23. because I’m literally the most annoying person you’ve ever met in your life (and you love me!)
24. So, hopefully this worked, otherwise…
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