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      When I was little, my parents told me that the reason my ears stuck out was because I had elf blood in me. It was only after I had an argument with a friend about it at school when I was nine that my mum thought it was time to tell me that not only did I have no elf relatives but that elves didn’t exist at all. She then saw this as the perfect opportunity to also tell me that the tooth fairy wasn’t real either. Understandably, I was really upset.
      ‘What’s next?’ I said. ‘You’re going to tell me that Santa doesn’t exist either?’
      My parents just looked at each other without saying a word before bursting out laughing. Gutted.

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