Excuses To Give When You Can't Find A Job

"Their computer has just been broken for the past 3 months..."

"I'm really focused on my dog's blog channel."

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Dancing dog videos aren't just going to post themselves.

"There's a new season of Scandal on Netflix."

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Olivia Pope is my goddess...and goddesses demand worship.

"Did you SEE how long that application was???"

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One page is my limit, honestly.

"That person just never got back to me."

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He/She's the only reason I'm not employed right now...

"I haven't even graduated yet!"

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That means I have 40 more days to procrastinate this whole "job" thing.

"My mom says she wants me home."

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That means I need to live with her forever and always.

"I'm holding out until I get a really good offer."

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And by "good" I mean "any"...

"I've just been really busy lately."

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And I'm going to be really busy for the next few weeks.

"I don't think I'm very good at this whole 'adulting' thing just yet."

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And potential employees want an adultier adult than I can be right now.

"It's because professional taco-eater isn't a thing yet."

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I've got to hold out for my dreams.