"If you'd had a tin of shoe polish, you could have blackened her up and got away with it," I said to Oscar Pistorius, laughing.Then I realised that was in bad taste. Why would he have a tin of shoe polish?
I got woken up at four in the morning by a big black male burgling my house.I mistook the intruder for my gorgeous blonde girlfriend,So I accidently fucked him up the arse.
I see what Pistorius is doing; he is going to jail for 25 years and when he gets released... Bam! President of South Africa.That's how it works over there, right?
Absolutely shocking news from South Africa.White man arrested for murder.
New evidence has been found outside the Pistorius home that completely acquits him of his girlfriend's murder. Footprints.
Following the shooting of Oscar Pistorius's girlfriend, Police received a phone call about a suspect running away from the scene. He was described as being white, and between 5'11" and 8'3".
To calm himself down, Oscar Pistorius sings children's songs.Heads, Shoulders......and Eyes and Ears and Mouth and Nose...
When Oscar Pistorius said he wanted to be just like able bodied athletes, who knew he meant OJ Simpson?
I see Paddy Power are taking bets on Oscar Pistorius murder trial. 9/2 if he's found guilty 10000/1 if he walks
Things aren't that bad for Oscar Pistorius.He has the court's best car parking space.
As well as losing his legs it seems Oscar Pistorius also lost the ability to shout..."Hey, Reeva, is that you in the bathroom having a shit?"
New revelations in the Oscar Pistorius case. Police found a cricket bat covered in blood on the scene! And a pair of stumps...
South African police have installed state of the art technology outside the bail address of Oscar Pistorius to ensure he doesn't leave.A cattle grid.
Oscar Pistorius is apparently on "Suicide Watch"I don't know why they are bothering. There is a simple solution to stop him hanging himself.Fit longer legs.
Oscar Pistorius - making boyfriends look good on Valentines Day since 2013.
What do you call a room full of dead people?An Oscar Pistorius surprise birthday party.
The tragedy is that if Oscar Pistorius had no arms, this would never have happened....
Oscar news, celebrity shots, red carpet... I'm sick of hearing about the Pistorius trial.
A young woman is dead and the up and coming athlete Oscar Pistorious' life is ruined and people are already making jokes about it. That's prosthetic... I mean pathetic.