11 Places Where Your Lost Sock REALLY Went

You thought your lost sock was missing? WRONG. Here's what it was really up to while you were looking for it...

1. Collecting Unemployment With The Pets.com Mascot

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The recession hit them particularly hard.

2. Talking #MomProblems At Sandals Resort

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They really needed this!

3. In Hell with King Joffrey

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He's been a bad, bad sock.

4. On Its Way To Steal Your Man

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Ladies leave your man at home, the club is full of ballers and their pockets full grown!

5. By Fan Demand... It Went To Brazil

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Brazil loves your sock, so it came to Brazil.

6. Mourning Its Breakup With Taylor Swift

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She wrote some pretty mean songs about your sock, and your sock needs time to heal, especially after he was convinced she was his sole-mate.

7. On Your Computer Googling Zac Efron's Abs

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You could wash your clothes (especially socks!) on his abs.

8. Getting Its Crabs Taken Care Of At The Clinic

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Please respect your sock's privacy at this time.

9. Getting Drafted With Johnny Manziel

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Your sock knew that he would make it big some day.

10. Celebrating Wine O'Clock With Olivia Pope

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They've had a long day and THEY DESERVE THIS! IT'S HANDLED.

*lip quivering intensifies*

11. Wasting Away In A Landfill

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Your sock is in a landfill with 11.1 million pounds of other recyclable fabric.

It's time to let go of your solo socks...

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