Sacha Baron Cohen appeared on the Oscars red carpet dressed as The Dictator tonight and as he was being interviewed by Ryan Seacrest he “lost control” of urn holding “Kim Jong Il’s ashes” and spilled them all over the E! host. Seacrest looked PISSED.
..or so she proclaims while performing at the Highline Ballroom in New York this past week.
A Geneseo, N.Y. woman is indicating a deer head she mailed to Puerto Rico was instead kept in a “storage area” in the home of a UPS store owner for two months.
A Health & Safety Officer in Britain has been suspended due in large part to a YouTube video showing his tumble from a ladder during a safety demonstration.
A Florida man is facing a domestic battery charge after pushing his girlfriend to the ground as she tried to stop him from swallowing a bottle of pills…Fred Flintstone vitamin pills.
The police were called to this Florida mother’s home because she suspected someone was hiding in her bushes. Turns out she also thought the tree in her yard could talk and her mailbox was harassing her. Police also learned she’d been calling one of her children the wrong name all week. The joys of xanax addiction.