I would give my right arm for one of those portraits.
Selling crap on Ebay is difficult, but once you see these high fashion poses and sullen faces, you feel complelled to BUY NOW!
cats are amazing creatures. even more amazing is how they create a liquid column to drink.
My doggie Howser sent me flowers. How sweet of him! He heals me with his luv!
Little people in chicken costumes pulling up in a stretch pink limo and dancing in front of McDonald's in Times Square.. brought to you by who else but PETA. McCruelty - I'm hatin' it.
This is some nerdy shit.
Randy Rainbow is Dating Mel Gibson and is crazy for him even though he is not Jewish.
Can someone OD on sequins?
The National Pork Board sent ThinkGeek a cease and desist letter on their Canned Unicorn Meat. They didn't know it didn't actually exist.