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21 Hilarious Things People Have Tweeted About Their Uber Drivers

What's with all the farts?

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Uhh omg I think my uber driver just crop dusted me.. #wtf deduct two stars.. #myuberdriver

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Guess who just asked if I wanted more white people songs? #myuberdriver

3.

I hear yall can get married now. Don't. - #myuberdriver

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Me: "Looks like it's going to be another hot day." Uber Driver: "Yes, good practice for hell."

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#MyUberDriver Takes A Shower In Boiled Egg Water !

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My uber driver blasted @carlyraejepsen for me and I'm honestly so mad there isn't a rating higher than 5 stars

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My uber driver just farted and is keeping the windows up. But in all fairness, I do look like a guy that might be into that.⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

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80% positive my uber driver is blind.

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My uber driver says "it's my second week, but I don't need a gps already" then ask me how to get to airport.

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sorry im late. got caught up in a "thank you" contest with my uber driver.

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My uber driver just farted. I felt embarrassed as I was rolling down the window. #ownthefart #ownitsummit

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"ABC cancelled Charlie Brown bc he's in a San Diego jail for trying to take back his girlfriend's breast implants." #shitmyuberdriversays

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" you don't really know a town until you see it's strippers" -#myuberdriver, #uber

14.

Very lost in Brooklyn but if nothing else my uber driver is following his heart and for that I applaud him

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My uber driver hasn't said a word to me the entire ride. TEN STARS.

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my uber just called me and said "im not a good driver where should i get u"

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a @uber driver almost hit me and my daughters while driving on reverse, but you can’t find a way to tell them that on their website

18.

Uber driver said he had to pretend to be my relative to avoid a ticket in a taxi zone, so he got out of car, hugged me & said "I love you."

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#MyUberDriver just farted and won't roll the window down.

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asked my uber driver if he ever been pulled over on a fare. he said "nah i drive lowkey cars cuz i hustle and sometimes i have weight on me"

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#MyUberDriver just reached out and wiped bird poop off his mirror with his bare hand

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