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Bike across the country and find your spandex smize. Dont fight the feeling.

In Which State Do You Look Best In Spandex?

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Hang on, chad. Ignore the slew of weird news that streams out of this state and shine on because when youre in your supersuit, Mr 305 always yells “timber”. Rain may come every afternoon, but your spandex is sunshine on a cloudy day and yes, you DO look hot standing against that sea foam sponge painting of a pelican. The home of the happiest place on earth just got happier…and tighter and more wicking. Never retire those chamois, Golden Girl.

Florida

You and your spandex are not to be messed with. Texas produces more wind energy than any other state, but what most don’t know is that those turbines are just catching your draft. Werk, Texas Ranger. WERK. You are the high school quarterback of your team – a lone star in a sea of oil, big hats, and non-spandex wearers, but with clear eyes and full hearts, your spandex cant lose.

Texas

You took a gamble and came up big. While the bright lights of Reno and Vegas bring out your best spandex-ed smize, your mountains and general terrain are your pocket aces. We would get lost in that Area 51 any day of the week. You make your spandex neighbors in Utah blush, but your love is just as big and far less salty. When you roll through, deserts become desserts – no need to roll the dice.

Nevada

Sup Baywatch - you look good in slo-mo and aero. There may be spandex wearers in other states, but like California, you do everything just a little bit better. Leaving a torrent failed actors, the cast of the OC, and techies in your wake youre all kinds of fly as you surf the cycling catwalk. Artisanal, curated, grass fed span is the only kind you rock and the agriculture checkpoint says: your span is APPROVED. You got it, dude. Bring us some avocados, please.

California

Murder She Wrote, cause you are slaying! Leaves, lobster, and LL Bean serve as but a backdrop to your spandex majesty. You may give the artic a run for its money during the winter, but your summer thaw is wicked fly. Who needs to watch whales and peep leaves when we have you? Youre the real Maine coon. Meow.

Maine

To the birthplace of the American grunge movement, you and your spandex come as you are, as you were, as I want you to be. Everything is just a little bit damp here and Gold Bond is your BFF, but even in the rain weedefinitely think you belong amongst the evergreens. Its easy for you to make spandex friends here as bikes are the norm, the coffee is on point, and granola flows free. Watch out, Space Needle, you have some competition for notable landmarks. Seattle just got sleepless.

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In Which State Do You Look Best In Spandex?

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In Which State Do You Look Best In Spandex?

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