10 Reasons Being A Human Is Better Than Being A Horse

Horses DON't have it made. Boy am I glad to be a human...

1.

horses live in dirt

2.

As a human, you can choose to sit on this chair! (horses are too big to sit on chairs or much of anything else)

3.

Horses look ridiculous standing on two legs

4.

Spooked People Don't Kick Horses to Death

5.

horses wouldn't eat people

6.

Humans can eat any food they want.....even sometimes horses ;)

7.

This is an anomaly......

8.

Do you want to be sat on?

9.

no.

10.

Barns suck!

11.

So don't wish 2 be a horse!