Now you can eat your nightmares.
Zombie Turkeys FTW!
I wonder if these people know that a turkey is an actual animal….
Oh dear God, they’re everywhere!
Try to close your eyes and not see this burned into your brain.
Is that turkey wearing a scarf and hat?
Yeah, Joe. Happy birthday to you.
Remember that part in Toy Story with the mutant mismatched toys?…..
Menacing icing eyeballs are the cutest.
Actually, wait. No, this one is perfect.
Seriously, just make a normal cake if you’re going to go this route….it’s like you’re not even trying….
I love the taste of gun powder, chocolate and feathers….
Happy birthday dear, and sweet dreeeeaaaaammmmssss.
Maybe no steam-lines off the mound of brown icing, mk?
Because it’s art.
So. Much. Glaze.
Because the realer the turkey head looks the more I want to eat it, right?
Suck it NBC.
This is like that part in Extreme Home Makeover where they build the soccer player kid a bed that’s a giant soccer ball monstrosity. Keep the hobby a hobby, people.
I will gladly take you up on your suggestion, Mr. Turkey Cake. Let’s put you back in that box….
This is purely inexcusable.
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