People I Hate At The Gym

I'm talking about you cellulite sally. Cover yourself up.

1. Girls that only wear a sports bra

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You're gross and you're sweating on everything. But thanks for motivating me to do abs now that I got a look at your love handles.

2. People who obnoxiously sing to their music

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I'd rather listen to Nickelback that's how off pitch you are.

3. The guy who takes the machine right next to you when there's a row of completely empty ones

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GET AWAY FROM ME CREEPO. I chose the one in the corner so i wouldn't have to smell your b-o or have my ass checked out by someone who still lives in their mother's basement.

4. People who are just so busy and important they have to take conference calls while they work out

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You better hope you're not on a machine I need. And if you use a bluetooth earpiece....don't even look at me.

5. People who wear obnoxious outfits

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Why? Just why?

6. People who try to talk to you

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I'm sorry did you not see my headphones and bitch face? No.

7. Especially people who try to critique your form

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NO. I hate you and you're fatter than me GO AWAY.

8. Anyone who is more fit and better looking than me

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WE GET IT, GO HOME SLUT. CAN'T I JUST WORK OFF THE PIZZA I DRUNK ATE IN PEACE!! ugh.