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The Murder, Mayhem, and Madness. Which Character™ are you? Header image illustrated by Max-o-matic. 

We Can Guess Which Tiger King Character You Are Most Like

You get invited to a formal event. What do you wear?

How many spouses is it appropriate to have?

Choose a meal for dinner:

Dream vacation destination

Choose a method of transportation

Choose a home to live in

So you're in jail. Why?

Press shuffle on your iPod nano. What plays first?

What is your perfect first date:

It is such a hot day. Choose a dirnk:

Petty as hell. Gay as hell. You are a fashion icon who doesn't move on or recover, carries all his past trauma outwardly. You express yourself through music and social status. You think of yourself as "unique" and "individual" but you are secretly desperate for outside validation even though you pretend you do not care what others think. You will do anything for this including defend yourself with a gun or quippy song.

Joe Maldonado-Passage

You absolutely did not feed your past husband to the tigers. 

You are a flower crown wearing flowy martyr. You are a sneaky hippie marketing genuis who loves alone time in nature. You are sanctimonious and why shouldn't you be? You are superior and you know it. Why shouldn't everyone else know it? Despite others not believing in you, you have a wealth of personal power and charisma.

Midsommar is probably your favourite movie.

Carole Baskin

You are not a real doctor...right?
You love communal living and collecting things like animals and women. You are allowed to have girlfriends. Screw everyone who says polygamy tiger cults are bad. They are perfectly fine and healthy when you set the boundaries and rules. You tend to chase youth with desperation to reclaim yours. Your Hollywood days are not over, do not worry.

Bhagavan "Doc" Antle

You are an LGBT Icon and the true Tiger King. Your dedication can sometimes become overwhelming and you need to make sure you take care of yourself as a first priority. You are genuine, simple, and a hard worker. Truly you are TOO PURE FOR THIS WORLD.

Saff Saffery

You are a party animal and an excellent personal salesperson. People love to be around you because you know how to have fun and take charge. Being persuasive is your strong suit. You sometimes take from people who have worked hard in an effort to help them succeed more. This also coincidentally gives you more power and status. Sneaky and serendipitous.

Jeff Lowe

You are a bisexual legend who dreams of a Romeo and Juliet kind of love...but you love to be comfortable and stable. This is especially important now after spending years alongside flashy and gritty relationships. You are often just along for the ride but hate to be called a pushover. You love to party but sometimes go too hard and do not realize the damage you have done. Thankfully, you are on a mission of self improvement (but don't mind a little entertainment along the way).

John Finlay

Dope as fuck. You love to swim and play in the water especially after a hard day of being chased by your fans. You are strong and powerful on top of being cute and majestic. You are down to cuddle with a friend but if they wrong you...you will not hesitate to POUNCE!

An actual tiger

You wanted to look away but you couldn't. And now you are consumed. Everyone keeps asking you to stop telling them facts about JoeExotic's presidential run but you know that if they just listen then all of your theories might click in their little brains. Meanwhile, you fail to reflect on how you are not taking certain aspects of the medium of the docu-series into account and this can make you self-indulgent and hard to be around. Let your friends get a word in every now and again. And take a shower.

Will prove that Carole Baskin killed her husband. FreeJoe2020

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