What I Would Spend All Of My Money On If I Didnt Have To Pretend To Be An Adult

Why can't I just buy all the things?

This completely awesome yet totally unnecessary Adult Onesie

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I lied it is completely necessary, ya know for adult sleepovers or whatever. And I totally just bought one.

This ball on water thing

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Because I crave the unavoidable embarrassment of trying to stand on water.

A Magic Wand Programmable TV Remote

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Being a muggle is already hard enough. Let me pretend to have magical abilities just for once!

The entire Harry Potter Series (UK Version)

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Reading the books in my imaginary british accent just isn't cutting it.

The Entire Disney Movie Collection

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Nostalgia.

Aquatic Playground

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Okay so maybe I couldn't actually afford this even if I wasn't being a grown-up. But I still want it because I am in fact a child.

Beats by Dre

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Sans the exploding paint balloon

Showerhead with built-in speakers

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Shower jam sessions just got taken to another level

Band T-shirts

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It validates my dedication as a fan. Otherwise how would anyone know that I knew about them before anyone else?

Rave Apparel

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#Rage

This Wine glass that holds an entire bottle of wine

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Because duh.

TMNT Backpack

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Turtle backpack. Turtle backpack.

Any Article of clothing with an American Flag on it

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You can never be too American.

Fox Spirit Hood

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#MoreRage

Also I would wear this for every and all occasions in the winter. What is a dress code even?

Accio Coffee Mug

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Because Coffee is nothing less than magical.

Movie couch pit

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Where my hungover Sundays would be spent.

Segway

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Niall Horan included please.

Floating sky lanterns

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And at last I see the light...

This is why I can't have nice things.