Onepiece is the leading provider of adult onesies. So being new to the adult world, I decided to spend my first paycheck on the novelty sleepwear.
The onesie I ordered was too big so I returned it for a refund that took approximately 394 years to process
They said the refund process would take 14 days but patience is not a skill that I possess neither is functioning as a real life adult (hense purchasing superfluous loungewear)
A winky face? Oh, okay customer service man, game on.
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