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1. 3D wolf muzzle boyshorts for...wooded areas.
2. A one-pound replica of human body fat.
3. A DJ deck for the wealthy socialite cat trying to find himself.
4. This wearable billboard of positive self-affirmation.
5. A calendar that celebrates Earth's natural dick structures.
6. A faux-taxidermy squirrel that mounts to your wall and hates you.
7. A mixer that lets you immersion-blend your smoothies like a Sith Lord.
8. A pair of headphones that make it look like your ears are filled with smaller ears.
9. A set of four hand-crocheted feline asshole coasters.
10. Dental floss that leaves your mouth mmm mmm, cured pork fresh.
11. A sherpa-fleece goat anatomy blanket.
12. Bucket of Scat, a plastic bucket containing 13 lifelike animal shits.
13. This guardian angel shower curtain.
14. Edible scorpions in a bag.
15. A fence porthole for four-legged eavesdroppers.
16. An easy reader for kids you don't like.
17. A way to spice up Valentine's beer pong.
18. And a testicles keychain for that *special someone*.
19. A cookbook that proves you all will do literally anything to get more protein.
20. Soap that looks like pieces of Buffalo chicken.
21. And Cheesus Christ, our Grate Lord.
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