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21 Irresistibly Weird Products To Buy On Amazon

Buffalo chicken soap, a Jeff Goldblum shower curtain, edible scorpions, and 18 other things that actually exist.

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1. 3D wolf muzzle boyshorts for...wooded areas.

Were these made for Team Jacob? Or the creator of Law & Order: SVU? After how many dates is it okay to wear these? I have questions that need answers.

Price: $19.98 for a pack of three. Also available in Eagle, for patriots.

2. A one-pound replica of human body fat.

3. A DJ deck for the wealthy socialite cat trying to find himself.

4. This wearable billboard of positive self-affirmation.

Price: $8.99+. Available in 37 colors (including tie-dye!), sizes S-6XL.

5. A calendar that celebrates Earth's natural dick structures.

$1 from every sale is donated to the National Park Foundation and the Prostate Cancer Foundation.

Price: $19.99

6. A faux-taxidermy squirrel that mounts to your wall and hates you.

Promising review: "A fun icebreaker in a classroom or sales environment." —Product description

Price: $14.97

7. A mixer that lets you immersion-blend your smoothies like a Sith Lord.

8. A pair of headphones that make it look like your ears are filled with smaller ears.

Price: $7.24

9. A set of four hand-crocheted feline asshole coasters.

Price: $25

10. Dental floss that leaves your mouth mmm mmm, cured pork fresh.

Price: $5.50

11. A sherpa-fleece goat anatomy blanket.

Price: $49+

12. Bucket of Scat, a plastic bucket containing 13 lifelike animal shits.

13. This guardian angel shower curtain.

Promising review: "Sometimes five stars is not enough. This is one of those times." —Amazon Customer

Price: $15.10

14. Edible scorpions in a bag.

15. A fence porthole for four-legged eavesdroppers.

16. An easy reader for kids you don't like.

Price: $9.12. Also available in Kindle.

17. A way to spice up Valentine's beer pong.

Price: $7.99 for a pack of six.

18. And a testicles keychain for that *special someone*.

Price: $8.97

19. A cookbook that proves you all will do literally anything to get more protein.

Price: $4.99

20. Soap that looks like pieces of Buffalo chicken.

Price: $6 for wing and drumstick. Available in unscented or cotton candy.

21. And Cheesus Christ, our Grate Lord.

The reviews for this post have been edited for length and clarity.

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