Jenny Chang / BuzzFeed We hope you love the products we recommend! Just so you know, BuzzFeed may collect a share of sales from the links on this page. 1. This mug for a boss that would NEVER make you do anything pointless. etsy.com Get it from the lettered co. on Etsy for $16. 2. This medal for someone who really outdid themselves. etsy.com Get it from Skully Bunting on Etsy for $15.27. 3. A throw pillow from the Chandler Bing therapy couch. etsy.com Get it from Anders' Attic on Etsy for $20+. 4. A print of YOLO's saucy twin. etsy.com Get it from alphonssine on Etsy for $8+. 5. A t-shirt for someone who's been over it since their Scholastic Book Fair days. fivefingertees.com Get it from Five Finger Tees for $9.99. Available in eight colors. 6. This key hook that's tired of your shit. etsy.com Get it from Interior Illusions on Etsy for $45. 7. Gift tags for all the gifts you're giving, which are the best gifts people have ever received. etsy.com Get pack of six from Just Wasting Thyme on Etsy for $5. 8. A button for that someone who never hosts holidays at their house. etsy.com Get it from A Zillion Dollars on Etsy for $2. 9. A House, M.D. mug that's as contemptuous as you are before coffee. etsy.com Get it from ukrgifts on Etsy for $11.99. 10. This keychain for that sarcastic friend that lives in a tiny garbage apartment. bando.com Get it at Ban.do for $15. 11. This bible. cdn.shopify.com Get it at Barnes & Noble for $9.13. 12. A fridge magnet that pays homage to the OG insufferable wiseass. cafepress.com Get it at Cafe Press for $4.99. 13. A t-shirt for your tech friend who cannot believe we're doing this again. etsy.com Get it from bobstshirtcompany on Etsy for $14.99. Available in eight colors. 14. This gag book of beefcakes doing the sexiest things, like respecting their partners' needs and assuming basic adult responsibilities. amazon.com Get it from Amazon for $10.54. 15. A phone case that no, really, seriously, wishes you'd keep talking. redbubble.com Get it at Redbubble for $29.16. 16. A wall hanging for your favorite Seinfeld fan. etsy.com Get it from Signfeld on Etsy for $20+. 17. An official membership shirt. redbubble.com Get it at Redbubble for $24.80. Available in 18 colors. 18. Simply adorable stud earrings that respond to all the bullshit for you. etsy.com Get them from Snark Factory on Etsy for $10. 19. A cropped statement tank for anyone who believes in sass > ass (realness > squealness?). etsy.com Get it from RCTees on Etsy for $23. Available in 10 colors. 20. This forever feeling, framed. etsy.com Get it from Project Cottage on Etsy for $18+. Available in five colors. 21. A shirt for someone who literally can't wait to watch another game. lookhuman.com Get it from Human for $25.60. 22. Sticky notes for the most spirited receptionist you know. amazon.com Get them from Amazon for $5.50. 23. A pin for that someone who won the effort contest and won't let anyone forget it. etsy.com Get it from Indie Club on Etsy for $1.75. 24. A portable power bank for charging electronics on the go, which is always, you're very important. saksfifthavenue.com Get it at Saks for $54. 25. And this pure, unadulterated savagery, courtesy of The New Yorker. art.com "Son, if you can't say something nice, say something clever but devastating."Get it at Art.com for $131.99. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF NBC / Via televisionwithoutpity.tumblr.com Want even more great product suggestions? Sign up for BuzzFeed’s Gift Guide Newsletter! If you can't see the signup box above, just go here to sign up for the BuzzFeed Gift Guide newsletter!