14 Gifts For Someone You Don't Even Like
~It's not so much about opening presents as it is opening our hearts~
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1. Give this toilet mug to a potty mouth or shit talker.
Get it on Amazon for $12.99.
2. Name a star after -- and gift the "certificate of registry" to -- somebody materialistic, or like, practical.
Packages at Star Namer start at $18.95.
3. Tell someone "your home is gross" with these adorable dishwashing gloves.
Also available with engagement ring, skeleton hands, or finger tattoos.
Get them from Amazon for $7.95+.
4. Honestly this one seems pretty universally insulting.
5. Give this darling book to someone who complains that they never get invited but will 100% flake if they are.
Get it from Amazon for $9.99+.
6. Give Operation to Dr. Insufferable who "didn't go through eight+ years of medical school to be called MISTER Insufferable, thank you."
Get it on Amazon for $19.99.
7. Give this can of plush sausages or a plush roasted turkey with limbs that tear off to the children of self-righteous vegans.
8. Give this revolver-shaped egg mold to the Martha Stewart who has everything.
"Pull the trigger on a delicious breakfast."
Get it from Amazon for $9.89.
9. Give this smart egg tray to someone who, I swear to God, if they talk about how much millennials and technology are ruining humanity one more time . . .
Get it on Amazon for $9.99.
10. Give a parenting book to someone with kids, I dare you.
Get it from Amazon for $9.99+.
11. Give a germaphobe or someone with an immaculate house this charming handmade soap.
Get it from shesthatgirl on Etsy for $6.00 (available in three scents).
12. Pay it forward by giving this gorgeous aluminum toothpaste squeezer to a relative that never misses an opportunity to complain about your generation's wastefulness.
Get it from Amazon for $21.89.
13. Give unseasonal decorations to that fucker that finishes everything early and has to let everyone else on the struggle bus know about it.
Get them on Amazon for $12.99+ (available in six styles).
14. And give someone the gift of never walking peacefully through their own house. Ever. Again.
Get it from Amazon for $37.34.
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