Psst! Amazon has a section featuring products that people put on their wish lists and registries most often.
Here are some of the coolest and most useful products from that section this week:
1. "This is guacward," a 2017 calendar filled with food puns.
2. A leash for that feisty pet reptile who needs to get all his sillies out!
3. This stormtrooper lotion dispenser.
4. A starter kit for brewing small batches of your very own homemade beer.
5. This plush llama with a face of pure resentment.
6. A portable folding stadium chair that makes fan life easier on the back.
7. This museum putty that plants valuables securely to their surfaces in the unpredictable world of earthquakes and vengeful housecats.
8. This four-ingredient pasta made of chickpeas.
9. This yarn winder that turns your woolen chaos into neat balls.
10. This handheld milk frother that turns regular milk for coffee into le fancy puffy milk for cappuccinos and lattes.
11. This mug with a special reminder for someone you love.
12. A tape dispenser that "everyone 'otter' have on their desk!" (Amazon's got jokes).
13. A MacBook decal inspired by The Giving Tree.
14. This killer lipstick set in an array of work-inappropriate colors.
15. This men's slim-fit navy suit for looking dapper as hell in a pinch.
16. A set of rubber wood bongos that aren't nearly as expensive (ahem, parents) or deafening (parents) as a drum set (...parents).
17. This low-energy LED mushroom night light straight out of FernGully.
18. A chic and nifty wallet case/phone stand combo for getting — and keeping — your shit together.
19. This laminated muscular system chart that reminds you what you look like without skin.
20. These retro tin-plated salt and pepper shakers for nostalgia lovers.
21. This portable travel steamer for tricking others into thinking you're not a disaster.
22. And duck confit in a can, which (according to directions) can only be opened by very fancy people with coattails and a small mustache.
To see everything else people are wishing for on Amazon, click here.
To see what people were wishing for last week, click here.
The reviews for this post have been edited for length and clarity.