Zoë Burnett / BuzzFeed We hope you love the products we recommend! Just so you know, BuzzFeed may collect a small share of sales from the links on this page. 1. This unicorn hat that kids need to hurry up and wear before they have to learn what "corporate culture" means. giggle.com Made from 100% baby alpaca for your 100% baby unicorn.Get it at Giggle for $56.00. 2. This golden ticket sweatshirt and giant peach tee inspired by Roald Dahl's literary classics. bodenusa.com, bodenusa.com Limited-edition collection includes pieces inspired by James and the Giant Peach, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, The BFG, Matilda, Fantastic Mr. Fox, and The Twits.Get them at Boden for $48.50 (sweatshirt) and $34.50 (tee). 3. This babyGap x Pendleton flannel-lined denim jacket for the toddler that appreciates designer collabs, which is none of them, make this for me. gap.com Get it at Gap for $68.00. 4. Leopard-print sheepskin Uggs for sassy babies who need that pumpkin spice breast milk YESTERDAY. zappos.com Get them at Zappos for $64.95. 5. This pop-culturally relevant onesie for that baby so cute you can't even. shop.buzzfeed.com Get it at Shop BuzzFeed for $30. 6. These patterned bow headbands that I will be buying a few of and sewing together so that they fit my adult head. shop.nordstrom.com Get one at Nordstrom for $14. 7. These very small but very patriotic Western booties. zappos.com Get them at Zappos for $39.99. 8. This shady Abe tee for that someone who's a legend, but also a baby. cafepress.com Get it at CafePress for $14.95. 9. Rocawear's wool-blend jacket with faux leather sleeves that I will be getting in size 29T for my boyfriend. fave.co In gray and black.Get it at Burlington Coat Factory for $34.99. 10. This knit beanie that's a joyful throwback for adults but for children is just meaningless shapes with eyes. alexandalexa.com Get it at Alex and Alexa for $35. 11. These rad moto harem joggers that are as squishy as they are badass. hm.com Get them at H&M for $14.99. 12. A reversible faux shearling vest that's so cute I'm bitter. zappos.com Get it at Zappos for $59. 13. This perfect mohair wool-blend coat in pastel pink. shop.mango.com Get it at Mango for $65.99. 14. These little metallic kiltie shoes that would be made for adults too if Zara would just stop marking all my emails to them as "spam." zara.com Get them at Zara for $35.90. 15. This sophisticated toddler-sized Coco shorts suit with pearl buttons. littletrendsetter.com Get it at Little Trendsetter for $49.88. 16. This precious quilted Nautica dress with a faux fur collar. amazon.com Get it at Amazon for $21.99. 17. A marled cowl-neck tunic sweater that kids can throw on over leggings, which are still publicly acceptable at their age and it's not at all fair. oldnavy.gap.com Get it at Old Navy for $19.94. 18. These Super Mario sneaks that belong on a baby but also all my guy friends from college. journeys.com Get them at Journeys for $36.99. 19. This Harold and the Purple Crayon tee. outofprintclothing.com Get it at Out of Print Clothing for $20. 20. This debilitatingly cute pre-packaged vintage-style outfit. amazon.com Available in four different colors.Get it at Amazon for $19.99-$29.99. 21. This floral bow-detail button-up blouse that would be perfect for my interview, but noooooooooo. janieandjack.com Get it at Janie and Jack for $26.99. 22. The world's sweetest little kaftan tunic covered in pompoms. littletrendsetter.com Get it at Little Trendsetter for $9.99. 23. This faux leather fleece-lined moto jacket that should also be available for 342 month-olds. zara.com Get it at Zara for $49.90. 24. Burberry's actual leather, actual shearling kids' moto jacket that I can't buy for myself only because it's not in my size! Darn it! The literal only reason. alexandalexa.com Gt it at Alex and Alexa for $1055. 25. These pajamas that for kids are a cute riff on a Lil Jon song, but for adults ask a question that's existentially rather disturbing. oshkosh.com Get them at Osh Kosh B'gosh for $12.99. 26. Name one adult that wouldn't want a Luchador t-shirt with a matching red cape. One. bluefly.com Get them at Bluefly for $45. Want even more great product suggestions? Sign up for BuzzFeed’s Gift Guide Newsletter! If you can't see the signup box above, just go here to sign up for the BuzzFeed Gift Guide newsletter!