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1. This unicorn hat that kids need to hurry up and wear before they have to learn what "corporate culture" means.
2. This golden ticket sweatshirt and giant peach tee inspired by Roald Dahl's literary classics.
3. This babyGap x Pendleton flannel-lined denim jacket for the toddler that appreciates designer collabs, which is none of them, make this for me.
4. Leopard-print sheepskin Uggs for sassy babies who need that pumpkin spice breast milk YESTERDAY.
5. This pop-culturally relevant onesie for that baby so cute you can't even.
6. These patterned bow headbands that I will be buying a few of and sewing together so that they fit my adult head.
7. These very small but very patriotic Western booties.
8. This shady Abe tee for that someone who's a legend, but also a baby.
9. Rocawear's wool-blend jacket with faux leather sleeves that I will be getting in size 29T for my boyfriend.
10. This knit beanie that's a joyful throwback for adults but for children is just meaningless shapes with eyes.
11. These rad moto harem joggers that are as squishy as they are badass.
12. A reversible faux shearling vest that's so cute I'm bitter.
13. This perfect mohair wool-blend coat in pastel pink.
14. These little metallic kiltie shoes that would be made for adults too if Zara would just stop marking all my emails to them as "spam."
15. This sophisticated toddler-sized Coco shorts suit with pearl buttons.
16. This precious quilted Nautica dress with a faux fur collar.
17. A marled cowl-neck tunic sweater that kids can throw on over leggings, which are still publicly acceptable at their age and it's not at all fair.
18. These Super Mario sneaks that belong on a baby but also all my guy friends from college.
19. This Harold and the Purple Crayon tee.
20. This debilitatingly cute pre-packaged vintage-style outfit.
21. This floral bow-detail button-up blouse that would be perfect for my interview, but noooooooooo.
22. The world's sweetest little kaftan tunic covered in pompoms.
23. This faux leather fleece-lined moto jacket that should also be available for 342 month-olds.
24. Burberry's actual leather, actual shearling kids' moto jacket that I can't buy for myself only because it's not in my size! Darn it! The literal only reason.
25. These pajamas that for kids are a cute riff on a Lil Jon song, but for adults ask a question that's existentially rather disturbing.
26. Name one adult that wouldn't want a Luchador t-shirt with a matching red cape. One.
