Let's Talk About Season 7, Episode 4 Of Pretty Little Liars

Because some shit went down. And we may have traveled back in time to PLL circa 2010.

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I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked by this episode.*

1. Oh my god, here we go. Back into the murder pit.

2. Remember when these girls literally killed a guy last week? And now they're trying to bury the body?

3. THEY'RE GONNA GET SO CAUGHT

4. Christ, Hanna and Ali are comatose. I would be too, tbh. This is a lot even for PLL.

5. And I love it. The girls are finally back on track.

6. But really, even after 6+ seasons of drama and death, I think this is their first direct murder cover-up. Good for them, graduating to the big leagues #milestone

7. Lmao, this will literally never work.

8. HAH, YES, CLASSIC ALI

9. Only OG evil bitch Ali would pull her murdered husband's ID straight from his grave with no emotion. I am so hype for her return.

10. FINALLY, someone's concerned with fingerprints?? Lady Spence to the rescue.

11. "What do you mean what's wrong?!"  Literally this. All of this.

12. Lol they're sending his jacket & phone on a train vacay and think that will fool the cops? Well ok, it might fool Rosewood cops. Their track record speaks for itself.

13. Aria you are honestly the last person on earth that I would ever trust to "think of everything" YOU COULDN'T EVEN REMEMBER WHICH LIGHT for fuck's sake, child.

14. lololololololololol their freakout is so hilarious, I'm dead.

15. So Toby is definitely about to be in on their murder secret when his highly trained police brain figures out it's not 1958 and Rollins is/was evil.

16. Or maybe he just thinks he got another bad batch of gummy bears. Never ever forget stoned Officer Toby.

17. Ok, Hanna's finding rubble in her hair AFTER the shower. Strike one on cleanup, girls.

18. Wait, where did they get that other car?? The one they hit Rollins with had no windshield and they said they were ditching it? Did I miss something? Ugh.

19. "You're bleeding. It's not mine." #warrior

20. Lmao0ooo0oo0o just tell Caleb what happened. He fixes everything when he's not breaking hearts.

21. Wow ok so not the time for this, Caleb. Ouch.

22. Shit, Hanna's having a reaaaaally tough night.

23. CALEB OMG. Crying real tears rn holy damn.

24. Emmy-worthy A+ acting by Tyler Blackburn right there. That was insane. Tears.

25. That honestly just complicated everything and everything is ALREADY SO COMPLICATED.

26. I've always been so fiercely team #Haleb but #Spaleb just surged a 9th-inning comeback and idk what to feel now.

27. Confused as to why Aria has yet again been trusted with the snooping?

28. YES YES ALI IS GONE YES

29. Wake up world, the Queen is back.

30. LOL @ Emily and Spencer detailing their murder plan that Ali just ruined.

31. LMAO @ them drinking/working/discussing their love lives when they buried a body roughly two hours ago.

32. "Knock 'em dead" Spencer SLAYS

33. Fuck, maybe the Queen needs a little rehab time before world domination.

34. So their plan could deteriorate with Ali actually losing her mind. That'd be a fun twist.

35. Wow it's about time another creepy old dude hit on one of the girls. I was beginning to think they left that plot device behind the time jump, #phew

36. Ok rewind wait we are getting SO MUCH information here.

37. Ali left Charlotte in the bell tower?? Maybe she was so pissed her doctor bf hooked up with her sister/cousin (still unclear?) that she committed suicide. Like that is actually plausible in this situation.

38. But of course she was murdered. Because PLL.

39. Oh shit, Aria has to mask her. Awk af.

40. Seriously getting in and out of Welby was way too easy, this is dumb.

41. Lmao, drag him Lady Spence.

42. Ok but don't actually call her lady, you are not worthy.

43. When she actually admits her crime to a stranger and never falters.

44. How is she even functioning??

45. Wait are they about to return to the scene of their MURDER? And torch the car? Honestly? They are ROOKIES. If they're trying to keep a low-profile and make it look like Rollins skipped town, why leave a HUGE indication that he was murdered for the cops to find? Who else would torch his car but GUILTY PEOPLE. Ugh.

46. LOL @ that anecdote about Aria being afraid of Ali back in the day though. That's the queen we're all waiting for.

47. HAH THE CAR IS GONE

48. Wow that really gives off vintage A vibes, I love it.

49. This feels like it has Mona written all over it tbh. Where is she?? She's been noticeably absent for several episodes and I am not pleased.

50. Dear lord, Spencer and this old man.

51. I know you "lost" Toby and Caleb is hanging by a thread but you can still do SO MUCH BETTER. Even at the Radley bar, which is apparently the only bar in town.

52. He looks like he's 47 years old when he laughs.

53. Oh dis naughty music, shit.

54. DAMN, SPENCE

55. LITERALLY NO TIME FOR THIS, REMEMBER THE MURDER PLAN

56. Oh look, she remembered the murder plan.

57. Hah, Hanna and her Keebler Elves. She's adorable and panicked. I'm really missing Ashley Marin in this scene. She so needs her mom. BRING BACK THE WINE MOMS or literally any parent pls.

58. Of course someone knows what you did. I just hope it's Mona.

59. Ohhhhh Spence is drunk. Hopefully not drugged. Old man better not have drugged her I swear.

60. YESSSSSS I CALLED IT MONA IS BACK.

61. I'm totally fine with Mona stepping up to the queen's role while Spence and Ali are lagging behind in this episode. She can fully handle it.

62. Nice, "Girl, Interrupted" reference. Such a great movie. 10/10 would recommend.

63. Of course Mona caught on to Rollins with no outside help or involvement to the plot whatsoever. Girl catches EVERYTHING.

64. Omg she's dropping such fire wordplay and murder logic on them right now, this is gold.

65. Obviously Mona knows the perfect way to cover up a murder, she faked her own goddamn death.

66. Don't even remember how that ended honestly. I just have recollections of her being bloody and dead af in the back of a trunk and then living like three episodes later. Goals.

67. Em snapping drunk Spence in line, love it.

68. God, these girls have such serious PTSD. They all need therapy.

69. It's ok hun, we've all had drunken nights like this with friends pushing water and practicality in our faces, right? Except with a tad less murder??

70. They're brunching and murder planning, omg.

71. Yas, down that mimosa Spencer. Hair of the dog, girl.

72. Ok obviously Mary Drake is an accomplice, but DUH he likely had more than one. It's the A Team girls, not the A Duo.

73. JENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

74. Wow. No words.

75. Still pretending to be blind, I see (ha).

76. This is amazing. This episode is slaying my life.

77. Her house that blew up before the time jump?? Why is she bringing that up now? Reference to the garage they bombed at age 14 and blinded her?? "The Jenna Thing 2.0" SO DEAD.

78. Sure like Hanna isn't the one who would splash her engagement pictures all over social media.

79. "Through the grapevine" aka your annoying-ass Facebook post that probably hasn't been deleted, Han.

80. Them trying to act like Jenna has no ulterior motive and is just here for a trailer home engagement party, LOL.

81. Honestly I'd be more mad at Hanna for dragging me into aiding and abetting her murder than briefly kissing the guy I'm sleeping with??!???

82. PLL priorities, man.

83. TELL HIM THE TRUTH, yes pls, Caleb can always help.

84. Worse things like finding bloodied rubble in your clean hair and knowing prison is imminent?

85. I hope Hanna's caught up on OITNB because she's gonna need all the help she can get.

86. I see her as being quite like Piper in the beginning but developing a harder edge and quicker sass for survival. She'd get roughed up in Litchfield, but she'd totally make it.

87. Ok, Toby obviously didn't invite Jenna to Rosewood. Shot a hole in that lie real quick.

88. Loving this Toby sass though.

89. Where is Jenna even living now? Can we get her time jump backstory?

90. Alright, yes it was your fault for running him down, but so the fault of everyone for letting you be the one to drive. JFC.

91. Damn, Mona's really on her game today.

92. How did she lose her bracelet in his car?? Bracelets don't just fall off?

93. It's probably buried all snug in the dirt right next to his body, LOL classic Han.

94. "You just sent the police on a manhunt for the guy we just murdered." You can't make this shit up.

95. Once again, Toby's the only cop in Rosewood. Sure.

96. DAMMIT CALEB

97. Ok you can't just run away and move every time you have a fight with your girlfriend, Caleb. Maybe try giving her space within the same country next time.

98. MARY DRAKE, yesssss

99. I know she's only been gone for one episode but it feels like an eternity.

100. Someone has to step up as the head villain, especially since it seems like we've completely lost Sara Harvey. Like, she was all they cared about in 6B? And she hasn't shown up once in 7A?

101. Not that I would ever complain about low Sara Harvey camera time, please forgive me PLL gods, I take it all back, keep her away, DON'T MAKE US SUFFER AT THE HANDS (lol) OF SHOWER HARVEY**.

102. We all know she was actually the worst "villain" the show has ever had. And that's saying a lot, considering Paige existed once.

103. Ok, /rant.

104. Ha, Toby sounds so smart in this scene.

105. "It turns out, it's not 1958 and Rollins isn't Amish and I AM A SUPER COP."

106. Bless up, Tobs.

107. This is such good news to tell the criminals. They are LOVING this.

108. Lol, breaking into his car in the middle of the day. Sure. Nobody sees them. SURE.

109. If I lost something like that in my car you would never see it again. Hanna finds it in one minute. Suuuuuuure.

110. I love this show but sometimes it makes me feel a little murder-y myself tbh.

111. I see they're no longer concerned with fingerprints since Spencer isn't around with her little wipes handy. C'mon Mona, you're better than this.

112. Well shit, that's a nifty little burner phone compartment, isn't it?

113. But how does he answer it if he's driving?? Not safe, doctor man.

114. JENNA WE KNEW IT.

115. God, she can't stay innocent on this show for five minutes, can she?

116. And his revealed British name is Arthur? Disappointing to say the least.

117. What if she had said Wren and it turned out he got a face transplant or was wearing a mask 24/7?? What if that's still a possible theory and Arthur is just another alias??? OMG

118. Please just bring back Wren, PLL. WE BEG YOU.

119. Or maybe sexy Ian aka Ryan Merriman from 00s Disney Channel. Love him.

120. In any case, just please keep up these classic PLL vibes.

121. There wasn't even a mysterious A character present in this episode and somehow it still felt like vintage season 1 A? Idk what you're doing but don't stop doing it PLEASE.

122. PLL returning to its roots and we are all #blessed

*This post is in no way meant to overtake or steal from the original creators of the idea, staff members of Buzzfeed Australia. Many fans of PLL expressed displeasure after it was announced via Twitter that the writers' listed thoughts on the episodes would not continue weekly. This is merely one person's attempt to fill the gap. All thoughts and words in this post are my own.

**Complete credit to whichever original writer coined the name Shower Harvey last season because it's gold.