How did the girls fuck up this week? STAY TUNED*
1. Yes, so ready for a new ep! More lies and hopefully murder plots, headed our way!
2. Lmao @ Aria wearing her best funeral garb and bringing Alison a damn casserole like she's her 45-year-old neighbor.
3. OMG Brant Daugherty is in this episode!! His name!! In the credits!! NOEL KAHN IS BACKKKKKK I NEED CPR, REVIVE ME
4. This season continues to be one long never-ending #tbt and I am so down and so here for it.
5. Of course Jason couldn't fucking make it. Please bring him back plzsszszszszzs
6. Hah, Aunt Mary. That's cute af.
7. Honestly love her attempts at distancing herself from Jessica with the weird voice and all black clothing. She's pretty damn chic, actually.
8. Why is everyone always in London??? Why am I not in London???
9. YAS Ali, withhold that water like a queen.
10. Oh, so they're just gonna casually talk about how Mary dressed up as zombie Jessica and followed Ali around her house? Because that was fucking terrifying and I sure as shit wouldn't be letting her stay in my home.
11. Yes Mary, no hard feelings, we totally believe you're on the good side now. Everything's cleared up, thanks.
12. "I could use a lie-down" definitely gonna start saying that.
13. Huh, that mattress quip was a weird little exchange. What could that be foreshadowing??
14. Ok are those bruises from the straps she wore at Welby or are we supposed to assume they're something else?? Can't ever keep up.
15. So Emily and Brew Girl are just shacking up together now? In Lucas's apartment that they all happen to live in without him?? So weird.
16. Wait, test?? Are they actually back in high school now? Am I in the right season??
17. Oh wait, Aria actually did say something about her going to Hollis in the first scene I think. For what though? Ugh, context please.
18. Damn she so cute reading the newspaper like it's 1998. Don't let 'em die out, girl! Fight the apps and e-readers.
19. So she just lets herself into Ezra's apartment when he's away on vacay because she needs a "quiet place to work"? FISHY
20. Also needy. You guys are barely dating again, why don't you try working at the giant empty house you live in? Or did you forget Mike is at college and parents don't exist in season 7?
21. Oh jeez, he went to Nicole's house?? Why do that to yourself, Fitz.
22. Of course Aria plays the happy supportive girlfriend perfectly. She's had loads of practice.
23. When your squeeze-toy asks what he missed and you actually legit murdered a dude so you have to play it ~cool~
24. PLL slays.
25. YO back in the halls of Rosewood High! Stomping grounds, glory days, etc. Oh, if these walls could talk.
26. All the girls' secrets and murder would be revealed and they'd all be in jail actually, LOL
27. Ok snooty lady, I still don't know which test Em is trying to take here but you need to back the fuck up and let her in pls.
28. Waaaait just remembered this is supposed to be Hollis. What a joke, try building a new set next time.
29. That's a bummer, I was hoping this is where Noel Kahn would enter. We only seem to see him at high school, so I see no reason why this time should be any different.
30. OH HAY Spence and Han finally decided to show up to the episode, a full 10 minutes in. Honestly what is that, where have they been?
31. Of course Spencer knows police codes. Is there anything she doesn't know??
32. Answer: hell to the nah
33. Love that Mona's actually a master coder/phone hacker now #Girlsintech ftw
34. Also they legit need a Caleb replacement while he's off being uber heartbroken/confused/dramatic.
35. And Mona can step up to every single plate when beckoned.
36. Whaaaaaaaattttt ?
37. So where tf was Rollins taking Ali?
38. Does the number belong to Jenna, or perhaps NOEL KAHN??? Will we ever know?
39. Awk #Emison interaction, ayoo
40. Ok, Rollins had a secret apartment. That's shady to a new level.
41. PERFECT, let's go snoOoOoOoping! Literally their answer to everything.
42. If the girls can't spend their days snooping they might as well be in comas, right?
43. They LIVE for the snoop.
44. Hah, literally my fear every time I'm at an ATM/check my balance, hAHah #brokelife
45. And Aria's back at Fitzy's place alone. STAY IN YOUR OWN GODDAMN LANE (house)
46. She literally can't.
47. The Rollins-snoop was put on hold so she has to direct her nosy energy elsewhere.
48. WOAH, NICOLE IS CALLING FITZ
49. How interesting. Her being alive is exactly the wrench this new #Ezria relationship needs.
50. That, or some random person in South America just found her phone and is using it. But that might be a tad too practical for PLL.
51. Ok but why the hell wouldn't he bring his phone to run errands? It's 2016, not 2006. People barely shower without their phones. UNREALISTIC
52. "We'll day-drink until you calm down." Oh Em, after my own heart <3
53. You can't tell Ezra about a call from his own girlfriend that came to his own phone, that's crazy talk.
54. Oh, that's so sad about Emily's mom and dad :'(
55. Why did they have to kill him off?? Out of all the shitty parents on this show? RIP
56. Yessssss AD took Emily's test and it's again such vintage A.
57. Ok paused the show to read that actually. Em was supposed to take an Intro to Kinesiology Opt-Out exam at Hollis. So, skip the class and get credit for it so she can graduate college. GOT IT.
58. Thanks for the context, PLL. And for making us always work for it.
59. OH but I so hope it was Noel Kahn who took her test. 5+ years later and he can still only interact with the girls through petty high school shit. Love it.
60. We're already about halfway through the episode and it feels like Hanna and Spencer aren't even in it? They're just comparing notes on Caleb's secret hideouts like the cute castoff GFs they are.
61. Why don't you try Madrid? He seemed to really like it there, lmao
62. HE EMPTIED HIS CLOSET, HE DOESN'T WANT TO SEE YOU. *cries*
63. Please follow Jenna. That always ends so well.
64. "Alright, can we day drink? Just a little?" This show deeply resonates with me.
65. Damn, texting off the burner phone and making meetings at the burner apartment?
66. Their snoop senses are tingling off the charts rn.
67. Hah, pretty bad time for Brew Girl to show up.
68. And what is she actually wearing? She looks like she's at Coachella, not a small Pennsylvania murder town.
69. Oh shit, how did Rollins take all her money?? That blows big time. These girls are trained for literally nothing.
70. Ali as a teacher is honestly the biggest joke this show has ever told. Girl missed 75% of high school. She don't know shit about trigonometry.
71. Yeah Spence, that was a terrible joke. Please never say that again. I'm embarrassed that we all had to hear it.
72. Awww, is the brotherhood of ex-BFs back up and running? Missed them.
73. Ouchhhhh ahaha Spencer hooked up with Toby's boss. Talk about climbing ladders, girl.
74. That town really is way too damn small.
75. Nice gaucho pants, by the way. I'd be ok if you burned them.
76. Oh damn. Jenna v. Alison PLACE YA BETS.
77. Ali's just not holding back at all and it's great. You put Jenna in her goddamn place, that spine's not gonna regrow itself.
78. But honestly, why is this happening? How does Jenna know Rollins? Why were they working together?? If PLL planned to bring back an old villain that made zero logical sense, WHY NOT WREN???
79. #foreverbitter #TeamWren
80. Savage Aria giving out the number to an Asian food place instead of her own.
81. Ok wow, gross fake apartment fake-Rollins. So not posh.
82. C'monnnnnnn DEAD BODY on the bed that'd be too perf
83. AH STOP UGH A MANNEQUIN HEAD
84. Yeah, he definitely got that Wilden mask down to a T. That shit was terrifying.
85. NOOOOOOOO SHOWER HARVEY** NO
86. Son of a bitch, I really thought we might be shot of her.
87. God she's the fucking worst.
88. When Jenna could tell who she was just by feeling her weird-ass gloves. I die.
89. I hate the whole portrayed persona that she's some kind of hard-ass, shot-downing, biker chick too. It doesn't fit at all and just makes me cringe. SHE'S FERAL.
90. Wouldn't it just be horrendous if they started banging? *shudder*
91. Howwwww did she find that passport omg.
92. Yes that is absolutely my first instinct when I see a dirty sink full of dishes in a strange apartment, stick my hand to the bottom for clues!!!
93. Snoop game level expert.
94. Hanna and Spencer have literally been at the Brew for this ENTIRE EPISODE my god.
95. Oh Spence, of course they went there.
96. Lmao, yeah remember our old lives outside of Rosewood? Fun.
97. Yes Spencer tell herrrr. Figure out those feelings Han. #Haleb #Haleb #HALEB
98. Damn they're really tearing this place apart. Again, no gloves. Rollins may not be coming back, but these girls are idiots if they think they truly outsmarted the cops and they'll never find his secret apartment.
99. They're gonna find it. And when they do, YOUR DNA all the fuck over it. Goddamn.
100. AH, AD Archer Dunhill! Puzzle pieces connected! Super sleuths!!
101. Oh shit, here we go. Jenna already??
102. Nope, good ol' Tobs. Let him in gals! I mean, he's already so crooked/dirty doing these backdoor deals for you. What's one more coverup at this point??
103. He looks like he's gonna cry, LOL
104. It's pretty damn sad when Toby is smarter than them. THE FINGERPRINTS, LADIES.
105. Oh, and they're not even gonna try to wipe the shit down before CSU shows up? You're just itching for jail? Cool.
106. Mary Drake really is just completely evil isn't she?
107. Her entire character/presence is so deeply unsettling, even for PLL.
108. It's like she belongs on a bad telenovela or something.
109. Love that Alison has Rosewood P.D. saved in her phone. Old habits die hard, ya know?
110. Is his last name really Fury? Detective Fury? Is this a soap opera or a cartoon??
111. Fingers crossed Ali bangs him too.
112. These girls are really into sharing lately and it's hilarious.
113. Oh this is not good.
114. Seen in Baltimore?? That wasn't part of the plan.
115. Does this mean he's alive and busted out of his grave, or someone (Noel Kahn) knows what they did and is pretending to be Rollins to fuck shit up?
116. Fingers crossed for Noel Kahn.
117. Fucking hell, this Brew Girl is a snoozefest. Next, please.
118. Sara + Jenna cooking up a plan to batch-murder the girls right in the middle of the Brew. Iconic.
119. This team-up is exactly what we need omg.
120. F I N A L L Y the liars are all together. This episode has felt very disjointed.
121. Ali, that's what Hanna does. She's dramatic af 24/7
122. Aria, NOTHING is EVER a coincidence in your life. Literally ever. The quicker you learn that, the better.
123. Um yeah, Jenna definitely knows you're onto him. No shit.
124. Oh, fuck no. Fuck this bird song. Make it stoppppp
125. That is honestly too terrifying.
126. RED. COAT. WHAT.
127. Oh, was that the jacket Emily took out of a box in Ali's room when Rollins was asleep on the couch? That was laughably unrealistic.
128. But I'm confused as to whether this red jacket is actually the OG Red Coat…does it even matter? How did it get into her closet? Ugh.
129. Ok the Brew looks pretty closed, I sense a trap RUN
130. No this is so fucked up and not romantic at all.
131. How ~convenient~ that Ezra proposes right after Nicole might be alive. I see you, PLL writers.
132. This is shit. I have never ever ever gotten back on the Ezra train after he was A in season whatever. Did not trust him when he dated a 16-year-old, do not trust him now, will not trust him ever. Fight me on this.
133. "He was writing a book" CRY ME A FUCKING RIVER, HE IS UBER A.
134. If it can't be Wren, it has to Ezra. Remember that time he had a LAIR in Ravenswood full of BLACK-ASS HOODIES and also in the basement of that cottage where he sent Aria out for CHICKPEAS when they already had some in the cabinet?? So he could spy on them all with MONITORS?? Also how he may or may not have banged Alison when she was about 13 and he was definitely 18+???
135. Ezra is forever shady and I will say that to my dying day.
136. NOEL KAHN NOEL KAHN FUCK YES
137. Lmfao, did he just say "babes and booze"? Beyond dead.
138. Man, I would so have a drink (or 10) with that boy. Mmmph.
139. Honestly I missed him so much.
140. ……….
141. ……….
142. ……….
143. ……….
144. UM, WHAT WAS THAT PREVIEW??
145. Shit, everyone's alive and everyone's wearing a super-glued mask.
146. Mona better be back to fix everything.
147. Cannot WAIT for the Noel Kahn mayhem.
148. For fuck's sake, TWO WEEKS?????
149. PLL, how could you do this to us? How can you expect us to wait that long??
150. But of course we will. We'll never leave you <3
*This post is in no way meant to overtake or steal from the original creators of the idea, staff members of Buzzfeed Australia. This is merely one person's attempt to fill the gap that was created when weekly recaps were halted for several episodes. All thoughts and words in this post are my own.
**Complete credit to whichever original writer coined the name Shower Harvey last season because it's gold.
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