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    Questions For The Guy Who Ghosted Me

    In the words of the great Amy Poehler and Seth Meyers... "Really?! .. Really?!"

    QueenBAEadass
    by QueenBAEadass

    Community Contributor

    1. Of all the ways to stop dating someone, why pull this Houdini disappearing act?

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    Totally agree with Stephanie.

    2. Do you realize you took the coward's way out?

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    What he said.

    3. Where are your balls?

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    I could have sworn that I saw them. Did you experience some sort of SOA-like torture and lose them...?

    4. What happened, why disappear instead of just talk or even just message me?

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    I may not be a hiphopoptamus but I am a good conversationalist.

    5. Did I do or say something wrong?

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    Sleep talking... One of my only flaws...

    6. When did you decide you wanted to move on?

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    Because you left me hanging... feeling like some loser.

    7. How do you expect me to move on when I'm so confused?

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    My brain right now... A major mind fuck happening.

    8. How do I ensure the next guy I'm with doesn't do this to me?

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    And don't say make sure he's a good guy. You are a good guy. You just did a really shitty thing. You're no Jim Halpert, but you're still pretty great.

    9. Did you realize that this is way more painful than being dumped?

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    Being dumped.

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    The disappearing act that you pulled.

    10. Did you just want me for sex?

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    I may not have Kate Upton's boobs, but I am sexy hot; so I understand why you wanted to bang me.

    11. Why do I still miss you?

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    Maybe it has something to do with how good you looked in those shades..

    It was fun while it lasted and I wish it could have lasted longer, but it's probably good I didn't get too far involved with a guy who runs to avoid confrontation.

    12. LAST QUESTION....

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    How drunk were you when you got that tattoo on your ass? I always meant to ask at some point.....

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    Like seriously... Did Charlie get to you?

    13. Message: Don't Pull This On Another Girl

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    Listen to Aretha and have some RESPECT.

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