1. Sometime it shuts down when you're just trying to communicate.
2. It keeps you from building other relationships.
3. And your family hates the way you are around it.
4. It doesn't travel well...
5. ...assuming it ever even leaves the house.
6. It makes you crazy when it randomly bails.
7. Which goes to show you, it's never there when you really need it!
8. And that ends up making you feel so clingy...
9. ...and desperate.
10. Your friends ask about it, but never about you.
11. It's always sending mixed signals.
12. You never know if your relationship is truly secure. (Is it seeing other people when you're not around?)
13. You wonder if it's just with you because of your money.
14. You don't even know what it stands for!
15. It's so vain. All it wants to do is get buffer.
16. And finally, it thinks it's really clever, but truthfully, it just makes bad puns.
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