What Your Football Couch Position Says About You

Home is where your butt is. Good thing Samsung has a new Curved TV — the curve lets you enjoy the big game no matter WHERE you park yourself.

Listen. You love football. You really do. But you know what else you love? Foods that are associated with football. Nachos. Pigs in Blankets. Every sort of dip you can imagine. Basically, you've got your priorities sorted, and that's a good thing.

What good is a game if you can't live-tweet it? What even is the point if you can't text Terry and rub that last two-point conversion in his smug face? Get thee to an outlet, friend — you need that juice.

Friendship proximity is your number one. When the inevitable touchdown occurs, you want to rain down high fives on your brethren with maximum ease. For turnovers, you need that commiserating hug. You'll squeeze between sweeties on a loveseat, if need be.

You're new at this house, aren't you? Maybe a friend brought you, maybe you're finally getting to know your neighbors. Either way, when seat space is limited, you're going to be sitting on the floor so as not to appear high maintenance to your new friends. Butt pain is a small price to pay for friendship; it is written.

No thank you, you do not need a seat. Why? Because you brought your own. Why? Because if you don't sit in this particular chair, then your beloved football team will certainly lose the game. Some people call it superstition — you call it responsibility.

You might start the game sitting in a recliner, but as time goes on, you inch closer and closer to the screen, face first, because you care. You care a lot. And that's nice. But can you move? Your head makes a better door than a window.

There are a lot of responsibilities that go along with hosting a football party — but the most important is snack replenishment. What does this mean for you, seat-wise? It means that you've got to stick with something temporary and out of the way. Because we're out of guac, and while you're up can you grab some sodas?

You are physically unable to sit still when you're watching your team play. And who can blame you? There are a lot of emotions tied up in this thing. And your antsy demeanor means that some other lucky duck gets your seat. It's a win-win! No, seriously. Win. Please, for the love of all that is good and holy. Win.

Congratulations. You've got it all figured out. Your location on game day is ever-changing, and always correct. You can adapt to any game-watching situation. Tiny apartment? No problem. Dog on the recliner? Keep it, buddy. You know what's important: the game. You win.

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