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You heave open this armoire desk and uncover a perfectly preserved time capsule from 2002:
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Sticky notes with Grandma's passwords and Grandpa's pill reminders adorn the monitor...
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...the screensaver of which looks like this:
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So, you move the mouse, and of course — OF COURSE — the mousepad is a photo of you as a baby.
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And the desktop proves that your grandparents hoard software like it's maple nut ice cream.
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Naturally, the text is magnified approximately 2 jillion percent.
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And no old-person PC is complete without this squishy, plastic keyboard cover:
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wAIT. hAS CAPS LOCK BEEN ON ALL THIS TIME?
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"I'll just download Chrome," you say to yourself. "How long could it take?" 😅
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To pass the time, you double-click an albu— No, it can't be. This...still exists?
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But— But that's impossible. How did this survive? Who's there? Who said that? I've got what...? Mail?!
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Wait, what's going on? Where am I? I'M SCARED. PLEASE MAKE IT STOP. PLEASE. THIS ISN'T FUNNY.
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OH GOD NO WHO ARE YOU WHAT DO YOU WANT PLEASE STOP PLEASE I SAID I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH M—
15.
"Thanks for letting me borrow the computer!" 👴 👵
Next time, pick up a 2 in 1 laptop or All-in-One PC from the Windows Store inside Best Buy — for your sake. 💻
