Sometimes one wakes up early enough every now and then for some kitsch Billy Joel music videos from his glorified bro-fro days.
I happened to be in the mood for his 'Glass Houses' hit All For Leyna
Read the top comments between some real serious Billy Joel fans. Some of whom seem to have truly hard feelings against the man and his music.
Or if neither of these styles of YouTube criticism doesn't quite suit you, you can be this guy: