4. Did you already touch your phone? DID YOU EVEN READ THE RULES??
5. OK, OK, just calm down and listen to this soothing music while you scroll.
12. BRB. Can you just wait to scroll down for like 5–10 minutes?
15. OH LOOK: It’s a QR code! What could it be?
16. That reminds me, I wonder how many likes your last Instagram got.
19. UGH. Fine. Congrats. You’re great
20. That said…
21. Good Job!!
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