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15 Things Every College Senior Has Said Within The Last Month

Probably.

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"I have no idea what I'm doing after graduation"

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No mom, I don't have a post-grad job. No mom, I don't want to live at home after I graduate. No mom, I'm NOT going to do chores, I'm 22 years old!

"Oh my God I'm literally so poor"

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I'd just be happy with a sandwich and maybe even a new pen at this point.

"I think I'm just gonna drop out of school now"

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Who needs to know how to do research in the current consumer market, anyway?

"Hey, let's get a dog"

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Since I'm clearly able to take care of myself and apparently have a disposable income, let's buy something that can't take care of itself!

"I think I'm gonna skip my class today"

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Does it really even matter what the reason is? I'm not going either way.

"Does anyone know where my ______ is?"

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Doesn't matter what it is, you're going to lose it.

And probably never find it.

Because your roommate stole it.

And then loaned it to your neighbor.

"I can't"

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"Wanna go to the gym?"

"I can't"

"Why not?"

"...I don't want to..."

IT'S PRETTY EASY TO UNDERSTAND THAT!

"I have an idea!"

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Most of your ideas probably include getting fast food. Or drinking.

"GOD I HATE PEOPLE"

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Some days, man. Some days.

*crying for no particular reason*

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"What's wrong?"

"The weekend is like 3 days away"

"No"

"Anyone wanna drink tonight?"

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Club going up, on a Tuesday.

"I have no food. I'm getting take-out"

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This is pretty much the best justification for eating trash and not regretting it later. ("not regretting it later").

"I'm very single"

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I love myself enough for 10 people.

"Do I have to put pants on?"

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Pants aren't fun, which normally means wherever you're trying to drag me isn't going to be fun. I'll pass.

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