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    15 Things Every College Senior Has Said Within The Last Month

    Probably.

    benmkeenan
    by benmkeenan

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    "I have no idea what I'm doing after graduation"

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    No mom, I don't have a post-grad job. No mom, I don't want to live at home after I graduate. No mom, I'm NOT going to do chores, I'm 22 years old!

    "Oh my God I'm literally so poor"

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    I'd just be happy with a sandwich and maybe even a new pen at this point.

    "I think I'm just gonna drop out of school now"

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    Who needs to know how to do research in the current consumer market, anyway?

    "Hey, let's get a dog"

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    Since I'm clearly able to take care of myself and apparently have a disposable income, let's buy something that can't take care of itself!

    "I think I'm gonna skip my class today"

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    Does it really even matter what the reason is? I'm not going either way.

    "Does anyone know where my ______ is?"

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    Doesn't matter what it is, you're going to lose it.

    And probably never find it.

    Because your roommate stole it.

    And then loaned it to your neighbor.

    "I can't"

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    "Wanna go to the gym?"

    "I can't"

    "Why not?"

    "...I don't want to..."

    IT'S PRETTY EASY TO UNDERSTAND THAT!

    "I have an idea!"

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    Most of your ideas probably include getting fast food. Or drinking.

    "GOD I HATE PEOPLE"

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    Some days, man. Some days.

    *crying for no particular reason*

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    "What's wrong?"

    "The weekend is like 3 days away"

    "No"

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    no.

    "Anyone wanna drink tonight?"

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    Club going up, on a Tuesday.

    "I have no food. I'm getting take-out"

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    This is pretty much the best justification for eating trash and not regretting it later. ("not regretting it later").

    "I'm very single"

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    I love myself enough for 10 people.

    "Do I have to put pants on?"

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    Pants aren't fun, which normally means wherever you're trying to drag me isn't going to be fun. I'll pass.

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