Perhaps Brady's balls were... Squeezed?
Gronk would definitely approve.
Tom claims he doesn't want anyone rubbing his balls.
Maybe they were poked?
Prodded?
Hopefully not by this guy...
Manhandled by a teammate?
Misplaced?
Neglected...?
But let's cut Tom some slack. Maybe he is innocent.
"I'm in the clear! Yeah! High five! High five! High...five? Anyone?"