1.
Carrie Bradshaw didn't have Twitter back in her day, but if she did, she would've undoubtedly tweeted the best stuff.
2.
Men would've been in her mentions for days over tweets like this.
3.
But even though she'd be known for tweeting deep thoughts about the men in her life, Carrie wouldn't be afraid to get political.
4.
And ask the hard-hitting questions that we all should be thinking about ourselves.
5.
But the politics would be brief because goddammit there are more important questions to be asked.
6.
Like which is the greater vice?
7.
And truthfully, do you really need to wear a coat tonight?
8.
That feeling when you've taken 104 selfies but your front camera isn't agreeing with you? We've all been there tbh.
9.
There would be debates.
10.
There would be RTs galore, probably.
11.
Carrie would single-handedly change the mainstream.
12.
And of course, she'd be up to the minute with the latest memes.
13.
Yes, Carrie would be one of those people dropping RuPaul's Drag Race spoilers on the TL.
14.
We'd be able to live out her relationship dramas live.
15.
Which would make Carrie the queen of all social media.
16.
If only SATC would do a remake to prove it.