Beyoncé's New Ponytail Did Not Come To Play, It Came To Slay

    Weapon of choice: PONYTAIL.

    Beyoncé Giselle I-Did-Not-Come-To-Play-With-You-Hoes Knowles-Carter has been casually slaying recently and tbh it's in direct correlation with her INCREDIBLE FUCKING PONYTAIL.

    Here she is, turning up to Wimbledon like it's NBD to support her fave, Serena 22-Grandslams-Queen Williams.

    But not content with slaying our lives already, Beysus Christ upped her ponytail game and it's the best fucking thing you'll ever see on this planet Earth.

    Beyoncé's ponytail is a weapon of mass destruction. I live.

    JUST LOOK AT THE MAJESTY OF IT. YOU CAN ALMOST HEAR IT CRACK LIKE A WHIP THROUGH THE SCREEN.

    THE PONYTAIL LIVES AND BREATHES IT'S OWN LIFE. IT IS BEY'S SECOND IN COMMAND. IT IS EVERYTHING.

    Why is Beyoncé's braid doing more choreography than most pop stars in this generation

    The ponytail literally has it's own choreography.

    And let's be honest, just like the Queen herself, the ponytail has the right of way wherever it may be.

    Even Zendaya was like "lol ok u slay queen" (that's what professional interpretation of her tweet favouriting means anyway).

    It turns our that Bey has been upping her ponytail game on the sly while on tour. JUST LOOK AT THIS ONE DOING FLIPS AND SHIT.

    *sits on the floor and contemplates an existence where a ponytail has more impact and slay than I do*

    Beyoncé did not come to play with you hoes with this ponytail!!!

    Keep slaying the hair game, Queen.