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22 Tweets That'll Infuriate Literally Everybody Because They're So Goddamn True

"How exciting, another closed door."

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Hunger Games Synopsis Katniss: I'm in over my head, the govt wants me dead, I'm scared Both Male Leads: Ok but do you LIKE like me

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me: *stares at my selfie until it turns ugly* me: i knew it

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been angry over this joke for 8 hours now

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there's a really average looking emotionally unavailable guy down here that will probably ghost you in two months

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me: [looks into my phone for Face ID] Siri: "welcome back ugly"

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Just won 3 fake arguments in the shower.

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Hate when you tell your mates you're skint and they're like "it's only £5" I know how much it is you stupid cunt but I haven't got £5 have I

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How a walk around even though I have $5.63 in my account.

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I don't even understand how my room gets all messy when all I do is sit on my bed on my phone

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A great moment in movie history is when Harvey can't recognize The Joker until he takes off his surgery mask.

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10 minutes into meeting an emotionally unavailable guy

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When you swore 2017 would be ur year but it's September and you're still broke,fat,have no friends , and no one to… https://t.co/kwBkpDrber

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