1.
Let's not beat around the bush, you broke your resolution pretty quickly.
2.
You actually had faith in yourself in the beginning.
3.
But you broke the resolution all the same.
4.
And it probably only took you somewhere between three minutes and three days.
5.
At the time, you didn't give a flying fuck.
6.
You've told yourself you don't need to carry out the resolution anyway because you're perfect as you are.
7.
But that hasn't stopped you from feeling regret for cracking so soon.
8.
Your bestie is there to support you, probably because they've broke their resolution too.
9.
You dread people asking what New Year's resolutions you made, because it's a reminder that you already broke yours.
10.
And there's nothing worse than hearing somebody else harp on about how many resolutions they've got.
11.
You've perfected your smile for when they start telling you how well they're doing at not breaking them.
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But by January 5th, you've stopped pretending to smile.
13.
You've probably tried to jump back into it under the impression that one day off doesn't count.
14.
But this thought process lasted a day before you thought "fuck it" again.
15.
You might've made an entirely new resolution altogether.
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Which upsets you even more when you break it, because that's two New Year's resolutions you couldn't keep.
17.
You decide that you hate everything about New Year even more now.
18.
And you tweet something about New Year's resolutions being stupid and nobody ever sticking to them.
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But by the next New Year, you know you'll have made another resolution.
