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Basically how I expect Beyoncé King to start
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Would you snitch on your friends for 4 billion ? Me :
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Me: *at home with nothing to do* Me 5 mins later:
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This is bullshit
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In case y’all were wondering why I quit the carwash
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Me running away from Michael Myers on Halloween.
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IT’S NOVEMBER! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
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friend: you still talking to that boy who you were crying about last week? me:
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"Britney Spears can't sing." Ok, what's this then?
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HER SHOE FUCKING FLEW 😭😭😭😭
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“Say one positive thing about yourself” Me:
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Satan when he watched Eve eat that fruit
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me when i get 5 likes and 3 retweets
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me: damn I look good! mirror: fuck yeah front camera:
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Scottish parenting "Don't you show me up ya wee bastirt "
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I'm soooooooooooo dead
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First one to the wall wins
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I come back to this video to get me through the day