🚨 THIS IS A PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨 Tuesday is the worst day of the week and whether you like it or not, that's a goddamn fact.
So the actual ranking of the days of the week goes like this: Saturday > Friday > Sunday > Thursday > Wednesday > Monday > Tuesday.
So obviously Saturday is the best day of the week. It's the weekend, you can sleep in, you can get shit done, you can stay up late, you can go out partying.
Friday is a close second. Like, it's technically kind of the weekend and nobody reeeeeally does work on a Friday because that would be barbaric.
Now here's where it gets interesting, because everybody THINKS that Monday is the worst day of the week.
But Monday doesn't pretend to be anything other than Monday.
BUT IT'S TUESDAY THAT'S THE REAL SNAKE OF THE WEEK.
Monday you can reminisce about how good the weekend was. Tuesday, the weekend is well and truly over.
And Tuesday doesn't feel any closer to the weekend than Monday does.
Tuesday's like "Well, I'm not Monday" but it's actually fucking lying because Tuesday is the second Monday you didn't ask for.
Now Wednesday is also low-key snakey. It's basically that annoyingly optimistic person who's like, "Aww guys, cheer up, we're halfway to the weekend."
A fair debate is the order of Thursday and Sunday. The correct order is actually Sunday > Thursday.
REMINDER: The correct order is Saturday > Friday > Sunday > Thursday > Wednesday > Monday > Tuesday.
So there you have it: a definitive ranking of the days of the week. Obviously this is 1,000% correct but in the interests of fairness and free speech, you can have your say.
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What is the actual worst day of the week?