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    This Is What Your Favourite Emojis Actually Mean

    Apple won't tell you the truth, but we're here to help clarify a few things.

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    Definition: A long, purple-looking vegetable used in many types of cooking around the world.

    What it actually means: Everybody knows this is no vegetable – it's a dick. Plain and simple, this is penis.

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    Definition: A person dancing.

    What it actually means: I'm about to get TURNT UP. Seriously turnt up. So turnt up, I won't be able to turn back down.

    3.

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    Definition: Two girls dancing, each wearing a leotard and bunny ears.

    What it actually means: I'm about to get seriously turnt up with my best friend. Any mistakes made tonight, I will blame on them.

    4.

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    Definition: A person getting his or her face massaged.

    What it actually means: I literally can't even deal with you any more and I'm using every ounce of my strength to not drag you right now.

    5.

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    Definition: A person with arms forming an ‘X’ to indicate ‘no’ or ‘no good’.

    What it actually means: You are talking some shit and I can't even pretend you're not getting on my last nerve. For the love of God, put a m'fucking lid on it.

    6.

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    Definition: A person with arms above his or her head, making an ‘OK’ sign with the whole body.

    What it actually means: I low-key fancy the fuck out of you, let's have sexual relations.

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    Definition: Represents silence, as this emoji is always silent.

    What it actually means: Too far, bro, too far. What you just said is definitely not OK.

    8.

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    Definition: Commonly used as a grimacing face, instead of a grinning (smiling) face with smiling eyes.

    What it actually means: I literally don't know what to say to you lol. Please, ground, swallow me.

    9.

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    Definition: Generally used as a tea or coffee emoji.

    What it actually means: I just heard some gossip but I'm trying to be low-key about it so I'm just going to sip my tea and be shady.

    10.

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    Definition: Girl holding out her hand as if she were a waitress carrying an invisible tray of drinks.

    What it actually means: You want some sass? Well here, let me serve it up for you.

    11.

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    Definition: A bottle of nail polish, or coloured nail polish being applied to fingernails.

    What it actually means: I either just shut shit down, or I'm about to shut shit down. Order in a headstone, I'm about to win everything right here.

    12.

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    Definition: A fleshy pink/orange-coloured fruit, with a fuzzy skin.

    What it actually means: Ass for days. The I'm-about-to-drop-my-shit-and-run-you-down-the-aisle type butt.

    13.

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    Definition: A face with a halo above it, used to represent an angel, or a good person.

    What it actually means: I just said something really mean but I don't want to look like an absolute bitch so here's an angel that makes you think I was joking.

    14.

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    Definition: A smiling face, with smiling eyes and rosy cheeks. Showing a true sense of happiness.

    What it actually means: I don't know how else I can make this sentence look less blunt. If I don't put this emoji down, I'm going to look like an asshole.

    15.

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    Definition: A sly smile.

    What it actually means: I'm not even being low-key about how much I want sexual relations to happen here.

    16.

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    Definition: A large, blue whale.

    What it actually means: I ate too much and I have no regret. I couldn't move if I tried. I won't fit through the door. Somebody get me my maternity pants. I fucked up.

    17.

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    Definition: May be used to represent death.

    What it actually means: What the fuck did we do last night I can't feel my face am I even alive help. AKA the hangover emoji.

    18.

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    Definition: An extraterrestrial alien head, using the stereotypical depiction of an alien with a bald head, large open eyes, and a mouth.

    What it actually means: I just took a selfie and scared myself. Please somebody tell me I don't look like that.

    19.

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    Definition: A pair of eyes, looking slightly to one side.

    What it actually means: I see all this drama and I'm loving every minute of it. Please continue.

    20.

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    Definition: A pile of three cash notes with a money clip that has wings attached.

    What it actually means: Lol had my wages for a week and there it goes, out the window.

    21.

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    Definition: A fist raised in the air used as a celebratory gesture: the fist pump.

    What it actually means: Wanker / tosser.

    22.

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    Definition: Most commonly known as a peace sign.

    What it actually means: Fuck off.

    23.

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    Definition: A hand waving to say “hello” or “goodbye”.

    What it actually means: Your presence here is no longer needed. Close the door on your way out.

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