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19 Things That Are Apparently True In Porn, But In Reality Are Fucking Lies

"Porn definitely doesn't sit on a throne of lies" said nobody ever.

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3. You don't have to stop what you're doing to rummage around in your top drawer for a condom.

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You also don't fumble with the wrapper, put it on the wrong way, and possibly lose your erection. That never happens.

19. And on your doctor's desk, in your teacher's stationary cupboard, and in the sea, are just some of the normal places everybody has sex at least once in their lifetime.