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Jeremy Clarkson Really Wants You To Know He Got A C And Two U's At A-Level

Thanks for the update, Jeremy.

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As you'll probably know, thousands of nervous teenagers are receiving their A-level results this morning. It's a scary day tbh.

same gordon ramsay same #alevelresults

But never fear, because as sure as the sun will rise in the morning, Jeremy Clarkson is back to tell you he got one C and two U grades and he's doing OK. THANKS, JEREMY!


It started in 2014, when Jeremy decided to comfort those that might not have done so well. You know, give them a bit of inspiration.

If your A level results aren't joyous take comfort from the fact I got a C and two Us. And I have a Mercedes Benz.

Lol ok cool, I'm sat with £4.73 in my bank, I'm almost at Mercedes-Benz level.

Then in 2015, Jeremy reappeared again, one-upping the car and letting everybody know he was doing just fine in his villa.

If your A level results aren't great, be cheered by the fact that I got a C and two Us. And I'm currently sitting in a villa in St Tropez.

Thanks for that update, Jezza.

And so, as expected, Jeremy has popped up in 2016 to tell you not to panic if you didn't do that well.

If your A level results are disappointing, don't worry. I got a C and two Us, and I'm currently on a superyacht in the Med.

That really relieves the disappointment – Jeremy to the rescue once more.

It's like he really wants you to know about that C and those two U's.

If your A Level results aren't great, be cheered by the fact Jeremy Clarkson got a C & two Us and still feels the need to tell you about it.

Same time next year, Jeremy?