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19 Things You'll Understand If You Refuse To Answer Your Phone

STOP FUCKING CALLING ME.

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1. You'd much rather text than speak on the phone.

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2. You panic when the phone rings.

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3. Answering the phone at work or in front of people just adds to the panic.

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4. You've screened calls from your family.

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5. You've screened calls from your friends.

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6. Getting phone calls from an unknown or private number is literally the worst thing in the world.

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7. You've made up a list of excuses as to why you didn't answer the phone.

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8. The excuses on this list just get worse and worse.

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9. You've never drunk called someone because even when you're hammered, you can't think of anything worse.

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10. You've gone into work even when you're sick because you can't face calling in to say you won't be there.

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11. You watch people have long and cute phone calls in movies and know that shit isn't real.

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12. You've actually lost relationships and dates because you refuse to talk with them on the phone.

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13. You curse the person who invented the telephone.

14. You both admire and loathe people who love speaking on the phone.

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15. You also don't trust these people, at all.

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16. You have unlimited minutes to use with your phone contract, which amuses you because you use approximately three of them.

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17. You've been lectured by older people who don't understand why everything has to happen through text.

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18. You've been referred to as a millennial because of your anti-speaking-on-the-phone stance.

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19. Basically the one message you want to tell people: STOP FUCKING CALLING ME.

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