21 Lies All Men Have Told About Sex

    Time to own up gents.

    Ben Henry
    by Ben Henry

    BuzzFeed Staff

    1. "It's nine inches."

    Via giphy.com

    Lol ok Pinocchio.

    2. "I wasn't even hard, that was just a semi."

    YTV

    The second lie he tells when he realises the lie before has been rumbled.

    3. "I lasted all night."

    20th Century Fox

    All night is the new 10 minutes.

    4. "I'm a generous person between the sheets."

    Netflix

    Taking the persuasive tact doesn't mean he's telling the truth.

    5. "I like to cuddle after sex."

    Def Jam

    If he uses this line, he is looking for all the sex and none of the cuddling.

    6. "When I say Netflix and chill, I actually mean let's just hang out and watch Netflix."

    Buena Vista Home Entertainment

    OK but why ​are​ there condoms on the side table please?

    7. "I haven't even slept with that many people."

    Warner Bros

    He hasn't slept with ~that~ many people. He's just trying to soften the blow.

    8. "I'm allergic to condoms."

    Disney

    You about to have a whole lot of unprotected fun with your right hand then.

    9. "This has never happened to me before."

    Channel 4

    Usually said when something embarrassing happens and he's trying to save face.

    10. "I don't want to just sleep with you, I want to take you on a date too."

    20th Television

    Well you won't mind if I don't sleep with you in the first five dates then, right?

    11. "I don't just hit it and quit it."

    Paramount

    *Literal silence*

    12. "I've never sent a dick pic before."

    Netflix

    Or, even better, "You're the first person I've ever sent a dick pic too."

    13. "I didn't sleep with anybody when I went to Magaluf in 2012."

    20th Television

    Ah, I guess you were there for the culture instead?

    14. "I usually last much longer, you're just so fit."

    Warner Bros

    Mmhmmm.

    15. "Wanna come over? I just want a spoon."

    Warner Bros

    Open that cutlery drawer and you'll find a fork too.

    16. "I don't know how Marvin Gaye's 'Let's Get It On' started playing, Spotify is on shuffle. How did that happen?"

    Universal

    17. "I don't even like blowjobs."

    Warner Bros

    It's like some weird reverse psychology; by saying they don't like it, they want you to try anyway.

    18. "Missionary is my favourite position so I can look into your eyes while we make love under the stars."

    NBC

    Lol bye.

    19. "I love you."

    Paramount

    Everybody loves everything when they're about to cum. Ask him if he still feels the same after the deed is done.

    20. "I'm usually better, I was just tired tonight."

    USA Network

    21. "I'm not a virgin, I swear."

    New Line Cinema

    Did anybody even ask that question?