1. It's a fact; fancy dress is legit the worst.
2. But admitting it is like a faux pas akin to laughing at a funeral.
3. For one, you don't understand why people willingly want to look a fool.
4. You do thoroughly enjoy watching them make prats out of themselves though.
You, Batman, are going to have a serious case of shame tomorrow.
5. You also don't understand how some people think fancy dress shields their identity, meaning they can act like a total bellend.
6. To do fancy dress properly, it is ~expensive~.
When you tell your mate its fancy dress on your #StagDo, but they're really bad with their money..
7. And not only is it expensive, you're only going to wear the stupid thing once.
Inelastic demand & expensive fancy dress #Potter
Literally when are you ever going to wear Hermione's Yule Ball gown more than once?
8. The themes are usually ridiculous.
9. There is actually nothing worse than being in fancy dress and then having to travel across town to get to the party.
I love a good fancy dress party on The Tube #FrozenAtFinsburyPark
10. If you've ever been a fresher, you've been forced to dress up because it's that or have no friends for three years.
Seeing this makes me miss freshers big time. Such good fancy dress👌🙌💯
Is having no friends even that bad?
11. Nothing fills you more with dread than realising a party you're going to is fancy dress.
12. The only thing worse is realising that the fancy dress isn't optional.
13. Or when your best friend betrays you and throws a fancy dress party for their birthday.
14. At Halloween, it's prime opportunity for a serial killer to blend in and ya'll not even realise.
so I'm dressing up in my ghostface costume to scare my mom when she gets home
How do you think horror movies happen?
15. You don't understand how fancy dress and slutty attire became synonymous with each other.
16. If you ~have~ to do fancy dress, you leave it until the last possible minute in the hope that Jesus might strike you down so you don't have to go to the stupid thing.
17. Sometimes you just rebel against the system and show up in normal clothes like a normal person and give no fucks who has a problem with that.
Probably gonna be asked 17482 times why I'm like the only one not in fancy dress haH
Look here lady with bunny ears on, you are not in fancy dress either.
18. If you decide to do fancy dress, you have to stress for ages wondering how much effort other people are going to put in.
19. All in all, fancy dress is just one big stress.
iFancy Dress #SteveJobs #Apple #fancydress
20. And completely unnecessary.
21. BAN FANCY FUCKING DRESS.
