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if my dick small, that's our business. don't bring it up while we play monopoly with my mom, its not my fault you can't manage your money
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“Why you ain’t text me back” First of all experiment 623 you’re not my man, relax.
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So this morning I was hanging out with my boyfriend and he turned to me and said "who do you think will get married… https://t.co/OH3sqZExgX
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me: *double texts a boy who left me on read* government agent who reads all my texts: oh i see she's back on her bullshit again *sigh*
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there's a really average looking emotionally unavailable guy down here that will probably ghost you in two months
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Wanted to share my amazing weight loss transformation with you all. It’s been over a year since I lost 230 lbs and… https://t.co/L1rLd9jV20
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trying to give my ex another chance:
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10 minutes into meeting an emotionally unavailable guy
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You know his girl texted him "have a nice life liar"
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" Without Uber, these girl's are going to want to stay over. " First of all, you own a single bed and that's your mother's house.
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i've been waitin' to post this lol
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He doesn't text back. He breaks promises. He doesn't instigate conversation or check on you. He only messages when… https://t.co/70AkesqBsl
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Someone finna die tonight
For all those that don’t understand this
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Me planning our future after someone looks at me for a whole second
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when you text them goodnight cause they taking too long to reply and they reply night in 0.03 seconds
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wow huge congrats to toilet!
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when she says she only dates good boys
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Me waiting on my DM after I liked two of his pictures
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When u finally meet ur soulmate and the world just out here ending and shit