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When they hang up and your music finally starts playing again
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OK SO DID I DO SOMETHING TO OFFEND THE WEDDING PHOTOGRAPHER?
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me asking my mom if i look good before i leave the house
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day 12 of no nut november: i am in full control of my senses and have learned how to levitate
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With and without lashes
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my parents at 22: "let's get ready for this baby we're having!" me at 22: "I wonder how work would react if I had a goth phase next month"
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me landing on just visiting in monopoly
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Rihanna: Cause I may be bad, but I'm perfectly good at it 12 year old me: SEX IN THE AIR I DON’T CARE I LOVE THE S… https://t.co/ODR0nnIywJ
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ᶜᵃᶰ ᴵ ᵍᵉᵗ ᵃ ᵘʰʰʰʰʰ ᶫᵃʳᵍᵉ ˢᵉᵉᵈ
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me jumping into conclusions 5 minutes after i send a text and get no reply
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"WHOA look at the moon" - Me literally every night no matter what phase the moon is in.
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140: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 280: ＼＼ ＼ ＼ (ツ) ＼ < ⌒ヽ / へ ＼ / / ＼ ＼ ﾚ ノ ヽ_つ / / / /| ( (ヽ | | 、… https://t.co/LpvBEhEOtT
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him: babe what's wrong me: nothing also me:
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Basically how I expect Beyoncé King to start
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Would you snitch on your friends for 4 billion ? Me :
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nala: im here to bring you back home simba:
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Personally I say hats off to the gay tourists who were willing to fuck in front of lions.