Buzz·Posted on 19 Nov 201725 Tweets That Are So Good They Deserve To Be In The Twitter Hall Of FameThe inductees into the totally not fake Twitter Hall of Fame are...by Ben HenryBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Ken V @Kentinued i’m “if we haven’t left before 10pm, i’m not going.” years old. 06:49 PM - 10 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. h3k9s5n5sq94d @holyscum invite me to the party but don't expect me to come 01:57 AM - 09 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. goofy bitch @ugsadkid me sending "lol" in the group chat once a week 08:18 PM - 11 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. BIRTHDAY KING @Franz_LDN I find it very rude and offensive when I buy something and the money comes out of my account 12:58 PM - 04 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. 6. 7. anis syafiah @_anissyafiah damn, my mum really cares 04:06 PM - 11 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Aisha Korah @Ahsia_Harok A guy at work asked me to cover his shift so he could take his girl to winter wonderland awwww so sweet (I said no) 11:11 PM - 06 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. han has debra shun @hanxine Me explaining to my friends how to fix their relationships whilst my single ass hasn't dated a single person in 19… https://t.co/lJwRAhSIdP 12:04 AM - 03 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Juli Gittinger @JLGittinger And they never laughed and called him names again. 02:00 AM - 12 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. reggie @1942bs goodnight does not mean i’m going to bed. it means i’m no longer open for conversation so do not text me after i sa… https://t.co/dkGl4vU4qA 04:47 AM - 08 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. ac @alessiacara when I tell someone off and then realize I was wrong 02:15 AM - 16 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Golden Retrievers @RetrieverPics How I want to spend my weekend 12:40 AM - 14 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Jasmine @JasmineLWatkins Seriously can't stop watching 03:45 PM - 03 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. BRITNEY @ihatealmonds 08:41 PM - 04 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. 17. brandonnnnnn @melaninboi me and my gay friends at the gates trying to convince god to let us into heaven 11:37 PM - 06 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Dropped Mike @rebrafsim First person to see an eclipse: SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII…oh okay 12:18 PM - 21 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. ducky boy @eatjaredtweets bitch i’m a dog, roof 02:42 PM - 15 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. monty @caramelthot me: omg i look so cute right now my front camera: 12:47 AM - 06 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. 22. . @RaeTheCunt *picks good porn, locks bedroom door, plugs headphones, whips dick out* Me to my meat : 08:23 AM - 05 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. emma🦋 @couladie my mutuals with my retweets vs them with my tweets 07:23 PM - 04 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. sick transit, gloria @samknight1 "Nice try," I tell my landlord. "But it's not a pet. This cat is a sovereign citizen who freely associates with us." 02:27 PM - 15 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. dead inside @DeadSensei I call this the “might make another sandwich might not” 05:06 AM - 06 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite